the cast chapter... you either see this and never see the book updated again or you're seeing for the second time because ironboybooks likes to be mysteriousprobably the former. cringiest writer ever
you're reading for the smut, you horny bastard. well guess what i hate harems, and i am loyal to one woman and it is not sydney sweeney, jenna ortega or hailee steinfeld (im looking at you dwayne the cock johnson)
you're probably wondering why the lowercases? no, this is not my ariana grande era, it's just that ironboybooks doesn't have auto caps and im writing this quick before
fuck
enjoy this cast chapter and pray its made it
i dont get enough justice on this app
fuck you deadpool male readers who have no sense of humour, no burned ballsack face and no fourth wall breaks
phoneys. fucking phoneys.
dick wads.
but this time, we're doing it real proper with a nice handsome scrotum face and some no overpowered venom stats.
CAST
YOU AS Y/N L/N
"Here's your badass quote that won't make it into the story."
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yes that's literally it. expect ironboybooks to spoil the rest in his announcements. he loves rage baiting his lemon squeezers
fuck you marvel, hello allen lau
Wait a second, you! yes you!
Ironboybooks has me by the balls right now, he wants me to ask all the writers if they personally give permission to use their property so the shitty 3 act plot is glazed with some wattpad fan service and cameos from books barely anyone remembers!
now time to figure out a linear plot, while ironboy cries to himself, lonely in a random wattpad discord secret where all the users are covid babies that have forgotten his work. so much for legacy.
let's fucking go.
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FanfictionWhat if everything you thought was funny about Deadpool was actually just disturbing? What if he decided to kill everyone and everything that makes up Wattpad? What if he actually pulled it off? Would that be FUN for you?