dream american man

Mark and Chad

meet Mark Campbell and Chad Lee soon to be husbands

Chad - oh my god, me and mark. damn where do i even start

Chad- so i met mark on a work trip to Paris, i used to work in fashion before i moved to Chicago, but me and mark met and it was fun and cute whatever

Mark- we met when we were drunk, i can't remember half of it but i remember he smelt good

chad - i smelled good? of what

mark - i don't know, beer? me *smirks like alpha*

chad - SHUSHHHH, anyways after a few months i managed to gay him, he caught feelings first of course. but actually before we met mark actually dated a wolf called zella um very cute and stuff he painted her nails and stuff and did her makeup.. animal testing? i dont even know.

mark - punk... anyways now we're happy, im very good friends with the Johnson family i actually helped birth Haileys third child, i can't remember its name to be honest i dont even care, my baby though hes the only thing i care about. you know we fart infront of eachother now

chad - MARK SHUT IT OH MY GOD YOUR SO EMBARRASSING. mark made me wear kitten whiskers on are first date.

chad - okay so my dream american man is obviously gay duh, er they have to be like nice, like high high energy probably more masculine im the feminine guy here im the mommy to the daddy, but lucky ive found mr all american but to be far i don't know if he'd say the same. im the only guy he's ever dated and um.. um.. *gets emotional, tears flood eyes dramatically* ..yeah i just i don't know if hes fully gay or just pretending for me aha.

mark - so my dream american guy is someone who can treat me like dirt like i just dirt get super aggressive at and who can bark in my face.. not chad he's like a little kitten but i do love him.. but to be fair i'm looking for more of a miss american pie, i do live woman like i want female attention.