The 13 Zander Boys

What The Fudgin Hello-Kitty Is Goin On?

(Kelseeys four-wheeler except its all red☝)

I was dating Peeta Mellark and we had a pet unicorn named Pokey.I would have like to keep dreaming but I was off in dream-land and woke up to shouting. I swear it is like trying to sleep through a freakin rock concert. This is how it went:

Voice 1-You have to tell her that you can't take her out today.

Voice 2- Why so you can swoop in and do the job that is mine? Oh hell no I don't think so!

Voice 1- Look Matthew I get that your fallin for Kelseey but damn it I'm takin her out today. We don't have school so suck on that dick head.

Voice 2- hoe bag

Voice 1- man whore

Voice 2- fother mucker

Voice 1- Its mother fucker ha dumb schmuck.

Voice 2- How dare you call me a schmuck?

Voice 1- Dude can I go back to sleep?

Voice 2- Can I take her out even though I already am wether you say yah or nah.

Now is a good a time as any............. I opened the door of my room and stood out there in pink boxers with bunnies on them with no shirt on was Matthew. Clayton wasn't any better he was wearing red tidy-whidyes with the word love on them and no shirt. What I is up with dudes and them sleeping in underwear and a shirt.

"What the mother fudgin hello-Kitty are y'all doin up smart asses? It's like 5a.m.?"

"Well don't you look good this mornin?" Was the oh so wonderful words of wisdom from Matthew.

"Why don't you shut the hell up and why are y'all up so early?"

"Because we have football practice at 6 and I was goin to shower but the dumb schmuck here walked out of the bathroom." Clayton called as I put my hair into a messy bun.

"I'm comin because I want to see how y'all do this and then me and Clayton can go get lunch after and then go on our date or whatever you wanna call it."

"Yeah that sounds great but don't you have to go get ready?"

"Um no smartass all I have to do is put on some Nike shorts a sports bra and a t-shirt. I'm probably goin to ditch the shirt when we got to the four-wheeler ridin place though. It's to hot. And I'll meet you there and I'll load the four-wheelers in my truck."

"Well excuse us be we got to go. So see ya In a few."said Matthew.

I went to get ready and did everything I need to. I dressed in Nike shorts a sportsbra and a T-shirt that can ruined and I can just take off anywhere and my boots. Then I went outside to load up to four-wheelers. I got the lime green one with big tires with snorkles and a radio. He could have that one. Me on the other hand had a red one that was all kinds of decked out. Snorkles, radiator on the front, big tires, and it was loud.....that's the best kind of four-wheeler there is. I grabbed an Apple and banana and walks out the door. I went to Wal-Mart and got a medium sized cooler some drinks foods and other necessities. I got some ice and put it in. I jumped in my truck and plugged my phone into the auxiliary. I rolled down the Windows and turned the radio up as high as I could and rolled out. He's Mine by Rodney Atkins came on and I couldn't help but belt out the lyrics. Next song that came on was the cruise remix ft. Nelly. God Made Girls came on the One Hell Of An Amen came on next but I was already at the school so I didn't know what was after that.

I got out and walked to the football field. The boys were practicing but if they did a scrimmage then I would need to help because they have uneven teams. I walked out there and waved to Clayton and Matthew and I also gave Corbin and Reese a big ole full blown smirk. I walked right up to Coach Mark.

"Well hello Coach Mark. I couldn't help but notice that you don't have enough people for a scrimmage. Do you think that maybe I could help?"

"Do you even know how to play football little lady?"

"Yes sir I do. I was taught before my parenta went to jail for stupid shit. And I have a plan. I can garuntee you that when the cheerleaders come out here in short shorts that show their ass they gone be distracted."

"I mean yeah I agree with you. Do you think you could be on the skins team? As long as your ok with it. I need them focused." Coach Marks said not even hesitant.

"Oh yeah gimme second string. I'll be their quarterback."

"Everybody huddle up. We gone play a little game I like to call shirts and skins."

Some kid yelled does that mean I can show off in front of this pretty little lady? I stifled a laugh while Clayton said move in on her and you'll be movin to a new grave very soon and I know how to make it look like a accident. All was quiet on the football field after that.

"Second string skins. First string shirts. So Clayton don't ogle your date. I'm sure she don't creep on you."

Second string beat first string with me as the quarter back. Ending score was 28-21.

"Kelseey are you ready?"

"Yeah just let me get my shirt and we can get into my truck and go."

I got my shirt and we walked out to my truck. He stood there mouth agape. He umbled something along the lines of 'I wonder why he would want me to do this to her'

"I'm sorry what?" I said a little confused.

"Nothing but let's go."

And off we went. This is goin to be the best date ever.

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Comment vote do what you know how to do. What did you think? Who was Clayton thinking about?

Teaser: the rest of he date. And I don't know if I'll add a little bit more of the parents or not yet?