Quote Pack 11

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*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*

Globert, Boogly, and Vampos: *spinning a little and talking*

Wizwuz, Magnifo, and Mesmo: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

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Teslo: So you're driving and Zorch walks out onto the road. Quick! What do you hit?

Seismo: Zorch.

Teslo: ...The breaks. You hit the brakes.

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Tuth: You can't spell stupid without "u"!

Splasho: THERE'S AN "I" IN STUPID TOO!

Tuth:

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Tungster: Every time I stay at a hotel, I take a bite out of the soap to confuse the cleaning staff.

Surgeo: Hey, Tungster, real quick what the actual heck.

Gox: You do realize that by actually biting a chunk of soap you are, in fact, the one losing.

Kramm: Y'all are just jealous that he's brave enough to munch on the forbidden chocolate.

Tungster: *Holding up a soap bar with a bite taken out of it* I'm living.

Niksput: What does the forbidden chocolate taste like?

Tungster: Soap.

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