The invasion

Chapter 1

We all woke up gay and joyful, without a single depressing thought. (Except for max who cant get a girlfriend) We all went to high school and Of course, jacob was flirting with happy. We were all best friends, me, jacob, harry, quinn, and max. We were all somewhat dicks to each other but we all know we're joking. Quinns dad called and told us that something unusual and large landed in his backyard. Max made a terrible dick joke and said "you mean my dick?"
We all skipped the rest of the school day just to see what happened. We saw something that looked like a space pancake, or at least thats what harry calls it. Surprised, Max immediately ran up to harry and said, "where! Where!" Harry said "look" and pointed to the object in front of them. Max looked depressed, and said "oh, i thought there was an actual space pancake" naturally, we all walked up to it and pressed random buttons. Suddenly, the door opened. "Oh my gosh my dick is so hard right now" said quinn. We all walked in, not knowing what was really happening.