Household rules.

Rules 1-5

Household rules.

Day 1.
1. Today is your first day here. Be respectful to "guests" you see here. If you don't they will try to kill you.
2. Sometimes doors like to move. Everyone will be given a special mark to put on the doors so you know where you are.
   2a. After getting to your destination, make sure to erase all marks left behind. If you miss a mark or erase someone else's mark be careful which doors you enter. Some will try to make you fall into a never ending hole.
3. On day 1 you are allowed to go down 3 flights of stairs. No more and no less.
    3a. If you go down 4 or more flights of stairs, mother will be upset. Here is how to survive. You must find mother before mother finds you.
         3b. If mother finds you first, run. She will eventually stop chasing you.
               3c. If mother catches you she will take you to the kitchen or the gulag. If she takes you to the gulag you cannot survive.
                     3d. If mother takes you to the kitchen, grab a knife and stab mother. Do not let her see you.
4. Every Friday mother will host a costume party. If you refuse to participate you will be kicked out from the house.
5. Respect Mother and other siblings. If you do not follow this rule refer to page 2.

That is all for now.