"Today's the day. We're getting her today." John declared as they practically chased Beca down the streets.
"Is your sound equipment working?" Gail asked.
"You don't worry about what I'm doing."
"Oh, my God. She's right there. I got her. Shh, shh."
"Here, get in here. All right. Got it." Gail and John followed Beca around with cameras attempting to record her.
"They were world champions. The winningest a cappella group of all time. The Barden Bellas, an unlikely group of not-men who somehow managed to win at something that didn't have to do with baking." John started.
"I can hear you guys." Beca reminded them.
"You know, girlie, you're this close to being cut out of this d'aca'mentary."
"So close. You're in the danger zone." Gail warned.
"We have security, and I carry mace." Beca threatened.
"We're gonna be clinging to you like mom jeans to a camel toe." John stated.
"That's right!"
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"Stand up, Bend it over, boy Ooh, ooh Stand up Give me the beat, I chew it like bubblegum All I wanna see and do Pimp-Lo, and I'm back With another one Get on your feet Bend down, yes, Lord Come and do it for me Let me squeeze on that booty Like stress balls-" Beca played the track
"Mm, mm, mm, mm, whoa. You produced the shit out of his turd-burger." The lady told her .
"Thanks. I mean, it's better." Beca gloated politely.
"Who's that singing?"
"Oh, that's me, but we've got time to get a real singer. I have a couple thoughts."
"I think it's very-"
"Yo. Yo, can we turn this off?" Pimp Lo asked.
"Pimp-Lo, bam, bam, bam. I mean, you have done it again. Bend Over is so..."
"So good." Beca lied.
"I feel like my ears are hearing the future. Club banger."
"Yeah, I hate it. I really hate it." Pimp Lo admitted. "I'm the artist, and this is my song, and I feel like y'all should play my mix."
The sound of a terrible song then began to play.
"Uh! Yeah Give me the beat I chew it like bubblegum Dubble Bubble. Pimp-Lo, and I'm back With another one hey Bend down, yes, Lord Let me squeeze on That booty like stress balls-"
"See? This is the "Bend Over" the world needs to be listening to."
"Yeah, um... it's my job to make you the best little Pimp-Lo that you can be, and... and I want to get behind "Bend Over." And, as your producer, I would love it if you could trust me." Beca explained.
"I would love it if you leave my track how it is." He told Beca.
"I made your song great, man."
"I think what she means is, your song was always great." The lady explained trying to save Beca.
"No, what I mean is what you gave me was a steaming pile of-"
"Pimp-Lo! Okay. There's something that you should know. Uh, Beca... is on her period."
"Oh, it's shark week? Hot damn."
"Bum-bum."
"Y'all keepin' it one hundred. That's my moms right there. You know what it is. Mm-hmm."
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Pitch Perfect 1, 2, and 3
FanfictionBeca Mitchell x Male OC "This is what happens when you send girls to college." John stated. Gail turned and gave him a questionable look, "Is it?" I had to give up on movie 3. There is a very slim chance I'll finish it eventually though.
