A/N the picture to the side is something how they were supposed to look before zetsu changed there hair, eye color and personalities.
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"Hn? two? no.....5." i said smiling. "
never had such a feast before. i cant wait."i licked my lips in anticipation.
"oh god im gonna be so full hahaha!"
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"kakashi sensei can you please tell naruto to stop monkeying around me. He's being a complete idiot" i sighed heavily. getting annoyed.
"naruto stop being a monkey around sakura." we stopped in front of a puddle.
"Hmm... a puddle in the middle of the forest."sakura said. right then there were chains surround what they thought to be me . "oh no kakashi-sensei!" sakura hollered. oh brother here comes knuckleheaded naruto. at least sakura and sasuke are doing right and protecting the bridge-builder.
"i'll save kakashi sensei. ahhhhh!" he attempted to fight the two ninja's alone, what was he thinking even shadow clone jutsu wont help him."shadow clone jutsu!!! all right!"he started fighting the two ninja's but got hurt.
"i guess i should end this now ,huh. substitution jutsu!!"(log)
"what!! ahhh!!" i beat the two ninja being the awesome chunin i am, but it seems naruto got scratched by their poison covered weapons."oh um naruto we might want to get you to a doctor. their weapons were covered in poison. so stay still if you dont want the poison to spread,kay." i said tying the two up.
then naruto did the stupidest thing ever.
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