WhO wOuLdA tHoUgHt ( a positively perverted naruto fan-fic)

RaNdOm ChIz.!

shit i... got too into my cutting. By the time i got to the trap site, i was in real danger. so then am i dead or unconscious.

"open your eyes and find out."

a beautiful and peace filled voice cooed to me in my ears, then a blinding light hit my eyes as  i slowly opened them. suddenly i was staring up at a ceiling. it wasnt my usual dirt ceiling, it was made of wood and had me curious to know where i was. i turned my head to look around.

there in the hallway was a woman carying a basket full of laundry. i actually like a nice fresh houswife but something told me not to mess with her at least not now. i mean seriously dont get me wrong i like housewife as much as the next cannibal but she was kind of hmmm... hmm... uhh... how can i put it. i... cant think of it any more ( -_-" ) but no. no housewife today. i suppose she saw me waking up cause she decided to walk up to me and formally greet and meet me.

"hey there. who are you?" i was thinking of who i was when it came to me.

" isnt it good manners to tell your name first before asking for mine" she gave me a really cheeky smile and did a sorta jerky head nod.

"hi im tsunade. was that a sufficient awnser?" i smirked at her bluntness.

"sufficient enough, my name is..." what was my name i let my head hurt as i slowly started remembering everything in my life. "moichii" she tilted her head to the side slightly and gave me a closed eyed smile.

"moichii eh..." i only gave her nod as my reply.

"moichii do you know where you are?" i shook my head to her and she smiled again. whats with her and her happy attitude, i dont like it. "do you know the land of waves?" another shake ive never really been into learning about villages and lands, that was all maichii. he was the one interested in finding out how to do things and exploring. i would love to explore too but maichii is always gone and i have to wait for him to come back before i can go anywhere. "okay then, just come downstairs with me and you can meet everyone while having breakfast, sound good." i only sat up. i was going to leave but i got very light headed.

placing my hand on my head i rubbed my head and winced at the sudden burst of pain i felt in my head and hand. i looked at my hands they were all bandaged up. "oh yea they told me they told me they suspect you to have been attacked by ninja. they also think you have had a very troublesome life judging by the burn marks on you and the serious wounds. honestly i looked and i cant even see how you are still alive." she chuckeled to herself. i looked at her, curiosity getting to me about this they she calls them.

" who are "they?"' i asked her and she looked mildly confused. she didnt tell me who they were, instead she helped me stand up against my wishes (although i didnt tell her i didnt need her help). i noticed someone had taken away my clothes (good thing they left my shorts and binding on me) and i was bandaged virtually everywhere.

from my toes to my thighs. fingertips to my near neck. neck down to my mid stomach. i sighed. how many times in my life do i have to wake up with bandages on. first with that dispicable man-plant creature.what was his name?... zetsu. now some strange woman in a strange village i had never heard of. said strange woman helped me down the stairs and to a door.

"now just go in and greet everyone moichii. i have to get fix you some food i will be right back." she left me in front of the door alone. from iside the room you can hear yelling and laughing. i closed my eyes and focused on what was it brother called it ...errr chakara. from time to time when we need to eat(once in a blue moon really) brother would sneak over to village near our cave. he said the name of the village was hidden in the leaf and they named it konoha. he goes over and sometimes visits a school there that teaches things like this im about to do, like sense chakara or how many people there are here in this building.

       i closed my eyes and focused there were six people in the room in front of me, and one in the room next door.that must be that strange woman i met earlier. i was bout to stop when i felt a sprinkle of two more people. i dont think they are welcomed guests such as i or the people inside the room are. I pinpointed the exact location of the uninvited guests, one was in a vent right behind me and the other seemed to be upstairs near the room i woke up inside. i dont want to cause commotion or drama so i will keep quiet of this for now.

right at that moment my stomach groweled loudly.i clutched my stomach softly, i have no idea why im so hungr- well... i guess it has been a few months since i last ate anything. i feel like the time i went on a "diet" it was supposed to make me healthier not malnutritioned. my stomach groweled even louder than before and i contemplated going inside the room and eating everyone when someone decided to open the door.