okay well I can find one of these but I always found them and they're always trolls War Tour x female OC or a female reader or they're gay or lesbian and I am sick of it so I decided just to make up my own and also I had no condition of owning troll...
Cloud Guy: once upon a time there were three trolls one was named poppy
Poppy: hey how's it going
Cloud guy: the second one was named branch
Branch: what's up
Cloud guy: and the last one was named Mike
Mike: sup
Cloud guy: together they saved the world Poppy became Queen Mike became king and Branch found his true colors boom and that was that pretty cute right not to me I'm the sort of cloud that gose for this sorta thang
Then the camera moved down to see Cloud guy on a flying puppy
Cloud guy: Mm anywho what poppy branch and Mike didn't know is that the world was way bigger than they thought like way way way bigger
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_________________________________________ Now in the underwater sea we can see the techno trolls
King Trollex: one more time.. one more time one more time what's up my techno trolls
King Trollex: one more time one more time one more time we're gonna celebrate oh yeah all right don't stop the dancing... tonight is about family
Crowd cheering
King Trollex: come on let me see you jump one, two, three, four and get ready for the drop are you ready little buddy
Button: lets do this, King Trollex AN I said button I don't know his name comment if you do know I don't know
King Trollex: wait for it
Button: come on
King Trollex: wait for it
Button: yes
King Trollex: wait for it -wait for it wait for it
Button: come on man, hit me
Techno troll: just do it already
King Trollex: one more time * smash's the button*
Beat drops
King Trollex: music got me feeling so free we're gonna celebrate oh yeah- celebrate and dance so free gonna party all night one more time we're gonna celebrate oh yeah all right, don't stop the dancing oh yeah all right *looks up to see a bunch of giant fish thing swimming towards them and turns off the music* don't worry everybody we'll get back to the party in a minute let me just take care of this real quick
He swims over to the giant fish as it mouth open revealing a rock troll
Barb: hey man there he is King Trollex of the Techno trolls right
