*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Mateo: So.Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Izzie: ...I did.I broke it.
Mateo: No.No you didn't. Logan?
Logan: Don't look at me. Look at Zoey.
Zoey: What ? !I didn't break it.
Logan: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Zoey: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Logan: Suspicious.
Zoey: No, it's not!
Mr.Oswald: If it matters, probably not, but Cooper was the last one to use it.
Cooper: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Mr.Oswald: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Cooper: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles.Everyone knows that, Mr.Oswald!
Izzie: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Mateo.
Mateo: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Mr.Oswald: Mateo...Logan's been awfully quiet.
Logan: REALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Mateo, being interviewed: I broke it.I burned my hand so I punched it.
Mateo: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Mateo:
Mateo: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
