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A shitty pancake restaurant, a strong gust of wind, and a suspiciously horse-like woman? All these strange circumstances could only lead to one thing: love at first sight.
PREQUEL TO: All We Lost - A Safehaven Fic
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I wake up suddenly in the bathroom of an unfamiliar Dennys restaurant. It's cold and the fluorescent lights shine brightly above me; I have a headache leftover from some past events. The lights don't help. The floor is sticky. God knows when this place was last cleaned.
Slowly, I sit up. My arms ache. A calendar hung on a brown stall door says that the date is September 8th. My eyes burn from the shining light, and the reflection on a row of stall doors in front of me. I almost rub my eyes, but then I remember that this bathroom floor is actually extremely unsanitary and I don't want pink eye.
Suddenly, I hear the door open behind me. Someone walks in. i hear her feet clip clopping. Kind of like a horse. When I turn around, I see a tall blond woman standing behind me. Get out of the bathroom creepo I'm busy. I don't care though. She's very sexy.
They dont seem to notice me looking at them as they walk into a stall and lock it behind them. I hear the sounds of a tampon wrapper opening. And then i hear...
Chewing?
"Munch munch munch" I hear from the stall in front of me. Her chewing sounds kind of like a horse. I watch the wrapper fall to the ground, then a pale hand picking it off the floor. And then I hear more munching. Ew the fuck... I'm too scared to say anything. Not that she would even hear my tiny petite small voice from behind the door over all her munching. From this angle, I can see the woman's clown-esque multicolored pants. It looks like about nine pairs of gym shorts sewn together. I can see multiple Nike logos (not included in the picture)
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(artists rendition of the pants)
Eventually, after a painfully long and likely very dry battle with the actual tampon and a lot of coughing and hacking and also probably choking, the door creaks open. The clown walks out, tripping over me as they go.
"Oh, sorry." She says in a very... manner. She glances down at me, then back up to the door, then back down to me. Her eyes widen and a string of drool drips from her mouth. Kind of like if a horse had drool dripping from its mouth. "AWOOGA!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍" She says
"ummm.... hi' i say. ew
"Hey sexy 😏😏😏😏😏😏" They say, leaning against the doorframe. The issue is they are actually multiple feet from the doorframe and they fall straight onto the floor, barely missing my feet (fortunately I have very small and petite legs). I glare at them.
"can you leave" i say "Im very busy" except.... im starting to see the potential in this odd looking woman... but I cant tell her that. Im not looking for romance. I'm a strong (frail) independent (petite) woman. I dont need no woman.......... haha..... well..... but i mean.....
"Anything for you baby" they say still staring at me. They do not move. But in their defense, they're kinda............ 🤭
"Ok" I say sighing. This girl. Ugh. Hahaha.......... 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
