Emerald: oooo I know what about the third crusade.
Tucson: I... Don't believe we carry that one.
Mercury: Sorry what was the maddow again?
Tucson: *Sighs* Tuxon's Book Trade, Home to every book under the sun.
Mercury: Except the third crusade
Tuxon: It's just a slogan... *quietly*
Mercury: IT'S FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!
Mercury: we here at the white fang take our advertising very seriously.
Emerald: so we're gonna kill you now cause your false advertising.
Tuxon: But all businesses do it
Mercury: Yeah but you're a faunus and we're racist sooo...
Tuxon: HEY THAT'S RACiSt, YOU gUYS Are rACist!!
Emerald: That's literally what we just said...
Tuxon: YEAH well YOu'RE BLACK!!
Mercury: *GASP* rACISt, RACIST, KILL the rACIST, KILL HIM EMERALD, KILLL HIIIIIIMMM!!!!!
Emerald: But I thought the plan was for you to kill him.
Murury: *scofs* gross, i'm not getting racist on my boots.
Emerald: Bu-
Mercury: NOW'S YOUR CHANCE EMerALD, SHOW HIM HOW YOUR A STRONGINDePenDent WOMAN!!!!
Emerald: YEAH!!
Mercury: YEEAH!!!!!
Emerald: YYEEEEAAAHHH!!!!
Mercury: YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
Emerald: YE-
*cuts to emerald on the ground face first covered in bruises with the shit kicked out of her*
(1 second pause)
Emerald: You meant to do that didn't you.
Mercury: *slightly smirks*
(Tuxon charges at mercury and mercury kicks him in the face killing him)
*but right before he does Tuxon's last words are*
Tuxon: foot fetish.... (faintly and weak)
*JUST FUCKING KILL THEM*
