Worse Than Satan (Drug lord x Barbie Wire

Pilot

Henry's POV

All I could think about as I worked was my mother. She's the last family that me and my siblings have left after our father abandoned us. She was too weak to work so I took up some jobs. Greens keeping, car washing, etc. I am now working at a kids summer camp. The pay was decent. Enough to pay for food and the house expenses, but it's not enough....it's never enough.

Me: God what am I gonna do?

I can't lose her...No one will be able to take care of the my brothers and little sister. I'm trying...but it seems like when I take a step closer to my objective, my goal takes five steps away. It's maddening. I head over to the canoe storage and I can hear fighting inside.

???: SATAN FUCKING DAMNIT! THANKS A LOT BLITZØ IM OUT OF A JOB.

I couldn't hear much but I could tell that the female talking to this BlitzØ guy was pissed. I hear a twig snap in the forest. I see a woman, carrying heavy duffel bags. I follow her.

Barbie Wire's POV

Great. Juuuust fucking great. My idiotic brother gets my bitch partner killed. Now how am I supposed to sell this heroin....Wait why does it feel lighter?

I look at the bag and I see that that fucking limp dick Imp cut the bag. Not only that, but the bags of heroin!

Me: No No No FUCK NO!

I get down and try to get up the fallen heroine but it was useless.

Me: Goddamnit! FUCK! What am I gonna do now!?!

???: Scuse me?

I grab a stick and throw it at whoever it was but they dodged it.

???: Calm the fuck down will you?!

Me: Who are you huh?!

???: Well...

He walks over to the heroin on the ground and takes a pinch, tastes it, then spits it out.

???: I know that this is your heroin.

Me: If you want it junkie go ahead. It's shit now anyways.

I check the back to look for any kilos that weren't damaged. Only three survived.

Me: Grrrrr. Next time I see my idiot brother I'm gonna kill him.

???: That's not what I was gonna say. You lost your partner right? What's his name...Jeremy? Bottle rocket firework to the fucking head....Helluva way to go huh. Well...You need a partner right?

Me:...pffft! HAHA! You serious?

???: Dead.

Me: And just what makes you think I'll let you be my partner?

*rapid fire phone camera clicking*

Me: huh?

He had his phone out and took many photos.

???: Or else the police will be looking everywhere for a certain tan woman with a temper.

Me: *growls* why you little!.....Hmph....Fine. You're lucky I'm desperate. So can you supply heroin?

???: Nope.

Me:...

I pinch the bridge of my nose.

Me: Then what the fuck are you good for?

???: I was top of my class in bio and med chemistry.

Me: Ok "wise guy". What the fuck is a diploma gonna do?