"Ill take a steamed frog and a margarita since apparently im a homosexual now." Shrek says to the waitress at the pub
"Ill take a fruit salad for the same reason" Donkey says in a high pitched voice.
*They finished eating*
"Damn boy!" Donkey says in a normal voice, and then in a louder voice, "That fruit was almost as good as our HARD CORE GAY BANGING!.... But now on a serious note, I say it again, be king again Shrek! Don't let prince blonde dick be king."
"Come one Donkey we already talked about that!"
"That was Fiona loving you talking! Let penis on penis you talk for once!"
"You know Donkey... I think you're right! I'm gonna be king again!"
"Oh yeah!!!!!! Let's go boyzzzzzzzz"
Shrek stands up, and power walks (like the queen he is!!!) to the door and walks up to the castle and demands to be king again. But Prince Charming doesn't like this idea, and yells, "But I would be a better king! Vote for me!" At this moment Shrek growls like a dog, and barks as he throws his hand into the front of the princes pants, as he rips off his 2 incher penis and eat it! (But with his mouth closed, he isn't gross!)
"Only a true king is willing to do that!" The crowd begins to cheer ignore the blood curtailing screams coming from the prince, who is officially bleeding out in front of the castle. Then suddenly the crowd goes silent as they all hear a, "NOOOOO" come from the back of the group.
"MY PLAN HAS BEEN FOILED! I KILLED THE QUEEN USING MY MOMMY BOOBS FOR NOTHING!"
Suddenly, Robin Hood walks forward (But with BOOBS!!!!!)
"You killed Fiona?!" Yells Shrek
"I wanted Charming to be king! He would've let me be Queen! I've only ever wanted to rule!"
"Imma kill ya!" Shrek yells as he tippy toes runs to Robin Hood and, finally pulls out environmentally friendly childrens scissor from his ass, as he brutally kills Robin Hood, and yells in a high pitched voice, "YASSSSSS QUEEN!"
The crowd cheers, and presents Shrek with the crown as he butt fucks Donkey, and giggles like a little girl.
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More than friends (Shrek x Donkey)
FanfictionAlways thought they were just friends. But after the tragic death of Fiona, Shrek has never been so vulnerable, but just as horny
