This kids a genius (wrong number)

GET.SOME.HELP!

Y/n pov:

I dove into my home lab as I had just got stabbed by some dude whilst coming back from school, I grab my phone propping myself up against the wall holding my side with one hand and the other typing, look I may be able to build my friend a Spiderman suit, create tony stark and Bruce banner level tech but I can't stich a wound for shit so yeah.

Me:

Hey! Swinger I need some
help I'm bleeding out and may need some
Assistance!

???
Uhmmm, this isn't 'swinger' also
WHAT?!

Me:
Guessing you're not swinger!
So you're not him...ok forget everything I said....
How's your day going?
WAIT A SEC ARE YOU A GOING TO
KIDNAP ME!?

???
Hold up! I am not going to kidnap you...
AND WE ARE NOT CHANGING THE SUBJECT YOUREXACTLY LIKE MY FRIEND HES ALWAYS GETTING STABBED....somehow

Me:
Ok! Going to ignore that can you just tell me how to stitch this up pls

???:
Ok ok ok ok ok

(Random person tells you what to do! you do it)

Me:
Thanks I'm cool now.... Sooo what should I call you???

???:
Uhmmmm why?

Me:
Because you are '???' And it's annoying also it's nice to have a friend

???:
Well
1st: are you mentally ok?
2nd: I like birds, red and pranking my coworkers
3rd: I'm a mr

Me:
Thanks! And I'm fine I think!

             (??? Changed '???' To birdbrain')

Birdbrain:
Wow! low blow kid. low blow,
What should I call you ?

Me:
You can call me ✨your personal meme supplier✨

Birdbrain:
Way to long I'm just going to call you....

(Birdbrain changed '???' To 'Stabby')

Me:
Ironic anyways gtg see ya later birdy.

I put down my phone and started to work on the robot I was submitting to get an internship at SI, Peter told me I should, as I live alone and won't need to be home by a certain time and I'm also super smart, I looked into it and it was either you do a test or you do the test and a robot so I am making a robot right now and going to collect the test papers tomorrow.

Birdbrains pov:
I looked down at my phone seeing the kid had to go, I sighed but was still smiling as that was a funny interaction but this kid is going to be the death of me as I was just about to head to my room I heard that annoying voice "HEY SAM!" Bucky shouted at me as he looked at me very smiley, I am scared for my life so I start to sprint toward the main room where all the avengers were dropping my phone on the way 'ugh I'll just get it later' I say I'm my head as I swerve past Tony and hide behind the couch "Sam what are you doing?" Nat asked looking at me, I looked at her and saw Wanda cuddled up to her and just made a heart with my hands before instantly regretting it as I was smacked on the forehead, and heard Wanda giggle .

I jump over the couch next to Wanda and ruffle her hair "oi look what I have." Bucky taunts showing of my phone "give it back!" I say annoyed, "Nope not until I find out who you're texting!" Bucky taunted once again I tried to get up but felt something pushing me down it was pietro and Clint both other there hands on my shoulders or chest "cmon guys!" I shout trying to get out of there grip "WHAT THE HELL!" Bucky exclaims.

"A kid messaged you by accident and told you they were stabbed!" Bucky shouted once again but this time the teams attention turned to me "there a nice kid ok! And anyways they were stabbed and well yeah" I said getting out of the maniacs grips and grabbing my phone putting it into my pocket "well tough luck as I already added them to a group chat with all of us so yeah!" Tony announced "oh my goddddd..." I said rolling my eyes walking out of the room.