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Annoying Rain

Sky's pov.

Ever since Rain started dating P'Phayu he has been talking non stop. Aagh, sometimes I want to strangle him. Why can't he just shut up. He has always been a little annoying but I wasn't prepared for this.

Well let's go back to this morning.

The sun was shining and I was happy and knew that this would be a good day. Well that was until Rain came along.

Well our classes went like usual, we talked a little, he bragged about his P'Phayu like always. I didn't really listen cause he repeats everthing a million times everyday again and again. Typical Rain.

Then the Bell ringed, it was lunchtime. So I pulled him with me cause he is always so slow and I don't want to miss my food. I'm a hungry person and need my food on time. Also if you are to late all the desserts will already be gone and I will and need my dessert.

If I don't get one my P'Pai will bring me new ones when I go to his office or text him. Well I always get food from him but I need my sweets during lunch as well, pff no one steals my desserts.

So I pulled Rain with me cause normally it takes 7 minutes to walk but if I pull my lazy and clumsy friend with me it only takes 3 minutes.

So I got in line like usual and got my food. When we were sitting down I started to eat and Rain kept talking. I finished my food but he didn't so being the good friend I am I eat his food for him. We shouldn't waste such delicious food cause my idiot friend is to bussy daydreaming about P'Phayu. Not my problem.

"Aah, what a life!" He talks and I can fill my belly with extra food. If he doesn't watch out that dessert will be mine aswell, haha. Afterall I should protect his food from those hungry monsters that are lurking in the cafeteria.

I kept eating but nearly chocked when Rain asked me a strange question. For him it's not strange but he literally yelled it for the whole school to hear.

Aagh, why did I become his friend. Oh, right I didn’t he just sticked to me from the second he saw me roll my eyes at him on orientation day.

"So, what size is P'Pai, hmm, is he big or thick? Do you have a picture cause I do, I want to know if my P'Phayu is bigger than yours! Well I know he is, P'Phayu is way better than your hubby, aahh, I can't wait to get home tonight. No offence but I would never fuck your P'Pai so he is fine for you but still, what size?"

I slapped Rain's head to make him shut up but he didn’t and just looked at me with big eyes. Waiting for me to spill the tea about my own boyfriend.

"Rain keep your voice down idiot!"

I knew it, he has been smirking and wiggling his eyebrows at me all day long. It's not cause he walked in on me and P'Pai fucking ones 2 days ago, right?

He has no right to ask me this, well he does but their is no need for him to know this. P'Pai's dick is mine and I don't share, pfff. And I don't think the whole school should hear this, I am to possessive to even let anyone dream of my boyfriends body.

But knowing him if I don't answer he wil ask P'Pai himself or worse pull down his pants to check it out. That idiot, sometimes I wonder what is happening inside that desserted maze he calls a brain.

I guess P'Phayu fucked his last braincells out of him, that horny brat!

"Sky, earth to Sky, wohoo, I'm waiting!"

"Rain you idiot I don't care about your husbands dick so you can't ask about mine. P'Pai is off limit for you young man!"

"Oh, someone is turning red, haha is the feisty Sky embarrassed about his hubby's small dick, hahaa!"

"RAIN COMPARE MY P'PAI WITH YOUR HUBBY AGAIN AND I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" I say chasing him down the school for a while ready to hit him with my tray.

"DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU RAINYBOY OR I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOUR AMAZING HUBBY WILL PUNISH YOU SO BAD THAT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF BED FOR A MONTH!" I yell when he sprints down the hallway leaving me in the cafeteria.

Dont worry Rain I will get back at you  you better watch your back, hahaha!