Christine/Erik

Addiction to Fanfiction

DISCLAIMER: If I have to rub this in my own face one more time...

(Sigh) All characters belong to Andrew Lloyd Webber and Gaston Leroux.

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(Christine enters the tech room in Erik's home, grinning)

C: Erik, my darling, it's dinnertime! Today I made pudding for dessert using a traditional Swedish- Erik?
(Erik is furiously tapping away at his computer screen)
C: Erik! Computer time is over! We agreed on 5 hours! And you've been there for 7!
E: Sorry Christine... (makes cute face that is useless considering how his mask hides it)
C: What in the world is on that screen that could've been keeping you there for so long?
E: (mumbles something)
C: No mumbling, Erik! Remember what Madame Giry said!
E: I was writing a review on Fanfiction....
C: Well, what is this Fanfiction?
E: A place where all the phangirls gather and write amazing stories about you and me being together and stuff, even though there are some Raoul/Christine ones as well.
C: Okay, now get your eyes off that screen and join me for dinner!
E: Anything for you, my darling...wait, what's that? She updated? Oh my goodness! I have to find out what happens to me in chapter 12! Excuse me for a bit, Christine....
(The next day, after eating breakfast, Erik rushes to the tech room, ignoring Christine's cries of "Where are you going?" and "Wait! Come back!" Christine then follows him to the tech room, only to find him tapping away at the computer again.)
C: Oh, not Fanfiction again!
E: Oh yes, she updated! (squeals like a girl) I love her!!!!!!!
C: Excuse me!
E: What?
C: I thought you loved me only...(sob) Now I have no choice but to go to my room and sulk like a kid until you bash down the door and bring me into your loving arms and then play the piano all day while I sing arias about my love for you.
E: (shrugs indifferently)
C: Oh, and to take away all the chocolate chip cookie privileges for a day...
E: NOOOOOO! Christine, I beg of you! Please! Just do anything but that! I love you, and you only! We were meant for each other! It's in our deoxyribonucleic acid!
C: Hmmm....maybe.
E: (sings) Christine, that's all I ask of you...
C: Fine, but I'm taking away the computer for a few weeks.
(Unnecessary A.N: Sounds a bit like my mom, don't you think?)
E: Hold up, you are NOT taking that thing away from me...I NEED IT TO SURVIVE!
C: Are you sure you want to do this? Your chocolate chip cookie privileges are in danger.
E: Yes! Anything!
C: And your marriage with me...
E: Hold on, you're telling me you want to go back to the fop??????!!!!!!????
C: Maybe.
E: Fine then, I'll get away from that computer.
C: And to ensure you stay away I'll dump it in the lake.
(And before Erik can argue, unplugs the computer, packs it into a paper box and rows out of his realm outside the gate, clutching the box.)
E: NOOOOOOO! Christine, please, that was worth 3000 francs! Don't do this! That's all I ask of-
C: (drops the box into the lake and rows back, humming happily as if nothing was wrong)
C: Okay, now let's go to the living room and watch TV! (skips past Erik)
E: (pretends to sob uncontrollably until he is sure Christine is out of earshot)
E: Well, let's hope she never finds out about the spare computer.