note :: this one was a bit lazy, sorry
note :: this one was a bit lazy, sorry
warning :: provocative thoughts from the guys
reader pronouns :: they/them
relationship :: platonic but crushing
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Cartman "What the hell are you wearing? seriously." It kind of annoys him. But only because it makes him frustrated. He doesn't really understand why it frustrates him, and that makes it worse. "I seriously don't get why someone would want to walk around looking like that" 😒😒 He's just annoyed at his own attraction to you, and the fact it was sparked by some stupid tight shorts. He's obviously going to bully you for it the entire day. But deep down he thinks it's super hawt. Unfortunately for him his bullying makes you never want to wear anything tight ever again. Stan Suddenly, he feels like he needs to vomit. He tried to talk to you as he normally does, but almost threw up on you. "Uh Stan, are you feeling okay?" "Yup, just- I gotta go!" Stares at you alll day. Honestly you get a little creeped out. You certainly think he's acting off, and you're too oblivious to realise that something as silly as a short skirt is what's causing it. Stan feels a liiiittle guilty for enjoying you wearing that so much. But hey, he's gotta revel in it whilst you're still dressed like that. Who knows the next time you're gonna wear a short ass skirt. Kyle Kyle is so annoyed at himself for staring so much. 'God, I'm just like Kenny!' He's ashamed 💔 After all, it's not appropriate to objectify you in such a way purely because of the clothes you're wearing. He's being so un-PC rn‼️‼️‼️ All these conflicting feelings get him super flushed, so he's red in the face all day. Whilst he may beg to God that you don't wear something like that again so he doesn't have to deal with his hormonal emotions.. He's put that image of you in a sort skirt into his spank bank. Kenny Do I even need to say it? Kenny fucking loves it. He's even telling you how great you look today and how he loves the fit. He's distracted with you alll fucking day. He's like gollum 'my precious... they will be mine...' This was most certainly the catalyst for him asking you out. Sure he fancied you for a while, but this was the last straw. He decided to cut his losses and finally ask you out officially. Yay!
