[im sorry i really tried but i cant andrew hussie-ify my art style 🤞 also the reason July was born so long ago is because this takes place in 2009]
> BE THE CLOWN GIRL.
I guess we just can't avoid being her, huh?
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Your name is JULY DRIFTER. You really like the GOOFIEST OF CLOWNS. You have a SOFT SPOT for anything CUTE OR CREEPY (OR BOTH). You have a burning passion for DRAWING AND OTHER FORMS OF ART. You REALLY LIKE CATS. You have two PRETTY AWESOME FRIENDS in which you like to message on PESTERCHUM. You were born on JULY FIFTH of NINETEEN NINETY SIX. You are THIRTEEN, and your TWELFTH BIRTHDAY occurred during 2008.
Your pesterchum handle- What? What about your PHYSICAL APPEARANCE? You want more INFORMATION about it? Okay, fine.
Your posture is HORRIBLY TERRIBLE from making PLEASANT PUNS with your PESTERCHUM BUDS and bending over into your signature "LAUGHING POSITION" for MINUTES AND SOMETIMES HOURS in your COMPUTER DESK CHAIR. You have ONE (1) EYE, ONE (1) ARM, and ONE (1) HORN. Whoa, what the fuck? All on the same side, too? What the hell happened? Whatever. You have a BLUE MOHAWK, or, as you like to call it, SEA HAIR. You wear a CLOWN NOSE and "sick fangs". All they really do is be SHARP AND FLASHY, though (they do also have a bit of VENOM in them, but that's not important). Your EYES and SHOES are the same color of BLUE that your SEA HAIR is. You also consider your singular horn PRETTY FUCKING ANNOYING.
Alright. Your pesterchum handle is innocentDrifter, and you spe_k _s if you got the letter _(A) removed from your voc_bul_ry. :o)
