herobrine picks men

your package came in the mail

it was a normal day liek anyrother in the world of mine craf when all of a sudden steve herd a shocking nosie.

 "EEYIKES! STEVE! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO "PICK MEN" WITHOUT A  "NINTENDO SWITCH?!"

steve glance,d over and it was noen other than the netehr god himself. heroin

"Brine what the fuck are you talking about? Are you.. coming out to me??" steve asked with a PUZZLING (much like pikmin the puzzle game) look on his face.

"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But take a look at this steven" herobrine sayed as he showed steve his phone. it was open to male whimpering audios

"whoops sorry about that" herobrine said as he swiftly changed the tab to pikmin 4 at gamestop. "can we please buy it pleas pel spls p spls pleasseeeee" pleading eyes emoji💖😘🥺🥺🥺

"ummmmmm ok how much does it cost" "60 dolar" "What the fuck is a dollar"

"umm...." herobrine sauyed sweating "i mean um. 1 emerald 🥰🥰" he said nerovsly tugging at the collar of his shirt as a comically large sweat bead formed and dripped down onto his giant bulbous massive humongus pecs steve coudlnt help but look at.... sorry i didnt type that my evil twin did

"oh ok thats a normal price i guess lets og buy it" steved sayd as they both went over to the vilage

a few moments later XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

villager #9: "hi how can i help you two" steve ponderee.d for a moment "ummm can i get one pickled man fourth installment pls" "sure" villager said as he handed sterve the pikmin 4

herobrine was sitting outside bcz the villagers hate him because hes so gay and so the villagers want him dead

"hero i got the "pick man four" for you" steve said as herobrine imediately jumped up and snatched it jumping excitedly (tism 💕💕💗💗💝💘💘) wow.. so cute steve thought OMG NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SHANT BE HAVING ANY QUEER THOUGHTS LEST THE NOTCH COMES AND SMITES ME DOWN

anyways they headed home and when they got home herobrine put in tje cartirdge into his magically appearing nintendo switch 1989 (Taylor's Version) edition

immediately he was met with the title screen. mr wolf and death the wolf kissing sloppy styl. the music  and sound sayed "PIKMIN!" as the title shpowed.... Pikmin 4..... start game...?

"um what is this gay shit hero" steev asked wondering why it was showing this repulsive fanart "this steven... is PEAK!" herobrien said as he went to start the game. steve leaves the room to go to sleep 

hours pass .. it turns 3 am

herobrine screams

"ehhhhh eh eh eh.. eh eh eh.... ehhhhhh eh eh eh.. " herobrine screamed out (if yo know toyu know.)

steve aowke with a jolt. sweat drips down his forehead because he was having a dream about men 

he tip toed down the stairs.. "um brine r u ok...?!" he whispered out.. lo and behold... herobrine on the couch...  "STEVE BOOBOO BEAR POOKIE BAE...L-L-L-L-LOOK AT THE TV😨😨😨" brine saied

steve looked at the tv where picke man originally was. instead. on the screen?

it was sonic exe about to kill olimar and louie for being gay.........................😢😢

the end..

PART 2?