herobrine picks men

OLIMAR! BOMB ROCK! THROW IT BACK OLIMAR

"wow so you went into times square and you twerked it infront of eveyroen???" asked alex emrld orbs glistening oin the twilight (it was only 4 pm)

"yes" a deep hot seiusxy voice came from none other than. captain olimar

steves jaw dropped to the floor comically and herobrine had to snap it back like in a cartoon show

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING IN MY HOUSE" exclaimedf sbeve (he was shoced. to Sayt he leas)

"oh hi bestie ^_^ " alex saiyed and she waverd .steve was stil shock. "HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE??? AND WHO IS THIS BIG BOOTIED BADDIE.." he drooled slightly as he said the las setence. but it wasnt as bad as herobrine (hero was frothing at the mouth..)

stev saaw this. he kenw the baddie was seducig them with his immence sexines IT HAD TO BE STOP.

"I am Captain Olimar!" olimar said booty jiggling (im sorry)

herobrine. almos explode. His tism. THROUGH THE ROOF! he staretd shaking violently and muttered "HASTA LA VISTA.. I NEED MORE BOOLETS" under his breath

he shook stever from the shoudler "STEVE THATS OLIAMR FROM PIKMIN!!!!! FORM THE PIKMIN!!!!!!!!!!!! THE ONE WHO SONIC EXE WAS ABOUT TO KILL FOR BEING A HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

steve glanced at heorbrine and back to oliamr.. "um.... ok....." 

"Btw thanks for saving me heres a piece of thanks." olimar said and started to twerk beautifully

steve alex and herobrine started crying from the amazing spectacle 

"wow... his big booty almost makes me want to switch from team frye to team big man.." alex mutered

"im team big man for life #ILOVEBIGMEN" steve suyed

instantly alex and steirv got into a cartoony fight leavig olimar and herobrine to talk 

"so whyare you ehre.." herobrine began asking "have u seen my pookie bae louie anywehr i cant find him and i dont want him doing anything bad because last week he ran over a family of 6 and killed 32 pedestrians on the way back home from court. but i forgive him because he didnt knowany better💝" olimar explaiened. "um ok" herobrine nervosly saies

immediatel after ths they herd villagers screamig outside and all 4 of them rushed out side to see louie blowing up the village with tnt 😲😢😭💔 

"no flipping way dude. not cool" steve yelled at louie

"KILL YOURSELF" louie shouted back and lit another tnt causing all the villagers steve enslaved I MEAN GRACIOUSLY SAVED FROM ZOMBIES AND IN RETURN THEY GIVE HIM GOOD TRADES to die

"NOOO!!!!!!" steve cried as he did the shinji pose

A growl rumbled in Herobrine's throat as he walked towards Louie. His piercing eyes caught in the moonlight (it was 4 pm) causing Louie to be slightly blinded for a second. Immediately Herobrine took this chance to rush to him and grab him by the (???? Space suit) like he was a sopping wet pathetic kitten. "Don't. Mess. With. Me." Brine snarled out, the white from his eyes dancing on his humongous bulging pecs, causing Louie to get distracted for a second.  (imso sorry i was hacked when i wrote this😢😢😭😭😭😞)

"erm what the freak?" louiae sayed but he saw olimar in the side of his eye and imeidately started clawing arouned like the pathetic cat he was 

eventually herobrien put him down and he ran towards his #LOML olimar 

"hai louie lets go home so we can twerk together" olimar sayed and louie nodded

they twerked off into the sunset (it was still 4 pm)

"what the fuck just happened" steve and alex mutered in unison and herobrine did that one roblox pose idfk the one superhero one

"I guess that really was a Pikmin 2.." herobrine sayed. steve squinted his eyes at his pook

"Brine that doesnt make any fucking sense" 

the end

PART 4??