*When Chuuya wakes up Dazai was cooking breakfast in the kitchen*
Dazai: Morning, shorty. ❤️
Chuuya: Asshole! Why the hell does my head hurt like shit?! Did you do something to me?!
Dazai: *Dazai giggles a little* No Chuuya, you got hungover last night at the bar.
Chuuya: Oh yea..... IT HURTS DAZAI MY HEAD FUCKING HURTS!!!
Dazai: I know it does Chuuya. Here take some medicine *Dazai hands him some medicine*
*before chuuya takes the medicine he runs to the bathroom and throws up*
Dazai: Ewwww- *Dazai puts Chuuya's hair behind him*
*A couple minutes later Chuuya was done throwing up*
Dazai: Chuuya how many bottles of wine did you have? I bet you had like 3 bottles-
Chuuya: 4 actually.
Dazai: CHUUYA!
Chuuya: Dazai I am fi- *Chuuya throws up again*
Dazai in his mind: 2nd time really!? His hangover is going to be bad....
*Chuuya is done throwing up for the 2 time*
Chuuya: Dazai I don't think I can go to work today. My head hurts and I feel dizzy.
Dazai: No Chuuya you have to go to work. It's your fault for drinking all that wine.
Chuuya: Fine...
*Chuuya stands up, takes the medicine, and puts on his coat and hat. Dazai steals Chuuya's hat and runs*
Chuuya: HEY YOU LITTLE BITCH COME BACK HERE!
*he runs after Dazai and tackles him*
Dazai: Ow!!!
Chuuya: That's what you get tall man.
*Dazai giggles a little*
Dazai: Love you Chuuya ❤️ have fun at work
Chuuya: Yeah yeah whatever love you too Dazai. :)
*Chuuya takes his hat back and gets a bottle of medicine for work, gets in his car and leaves*
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Drunk chuuya 😜
FanfictionChuuya is drunk and dazai picks him up (I did not care about grammar and stuff)
