Friend: "I got permission for my mom to stay at home because i'm sick"
Me: "I don't wanna go to school! You know what i'm just gonna get sick to!"
Friend: "YEAH!"
Me: "Damnit! it's good weather outside."
Friend: "don't worry you can just eat one of england scones!"
Me: "YEAH! I MAY BE HOSPATALIZED BUT ATLEAST NO SCHOOL!!!"
England: *sulks in corner*
Me: "don't worry atleast you can eat them!"
