triple threats to three hearts <3

トリプルデート

I sat down at a nice table, bored out of my mind.

Tari and Meggy were chattering to themselves, and I could really care less. It's mostly about SMG3 and SMG4, which their waiting for them on baited breath. But, one snippet of a conversation draws towards me.

"I'm so glad we could go on a date together!-" Tari then immediately covered her mouth. "I- uh- I meant- n-nevermind.."

"退屈なデートですね…" (this is one boring date...) I commented, leaning back.

Meggy nodded, and kept her eyes on the door. She then quickly nudged Tari, and they turned to see SMG4 and SMG3 holding hands in walking in.

It's like they've never seen gay people before.

I, of course, don't care. Sure, it's cute, and I still have the cuddling picture Meggy sent me, but, I'm not a stalker! Like, damn!

SMG3 and SMG4 sat down a few tables down from us, and Meggy and Tari looked like they were litterally buzzing with excitement.

I think their mentally deranged, like, holy hell. It's just 3 and 4 on a date.

Anyways, I just pick up my menu, looking through the drinks, before I hear a French person.

"Bonjour, mademoiselles!" The short, thin, and brown/teal haired person bowed. They had a dark purple and teal tye-dye apron, which had a pansexual and non-binary pin on it. "What would you like to drink?"

"I'll have lemonade!"

"Root beer."

"コカコーラ" (coca-cola) I responded merely, still very bored.

They nodded, writing in down. "Alright! Yours drinks will be out soon. Amusez-vous!~" they then walked off to the kitchen.

I continued to look through the menu, scrolling through the foods.
Steak? Nah. Spaghetti? Nope. Mac n' cheese? That's not really fitting for this place, but, eh. Corn chowder? Sounds like Rob would like it. Chicken? Hell yeah!

After a few moments, the peppy French enby came out again, holding our drinks.

"Re-bonjour, mesdames! Here are your drinks! Ready to order for food?" They tapped their notebook, and I could see small sketches of random things.

"チキン" (chicken) I immediately responded. They nodded, and quickly wrote it down in one of the most messiest hand writing ever.

"I'll have the steak." Meggy smiled politely.

"Corn chowder!" Tari gave a wide smile, though her eyes were still watching 3 and 4.

"Alright! Your food will be done soon! À plus tard!" They then skipped off to the kitchen with our orders.

I sat in silence, waiting for this "date" to be over. I looked up at Tari and Meggy. I suddenly got an idea, and a smirk crossed over my face.

Let's make this place, a little less boring.