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So like this is just a lil rant or smth that I wrote abt the orthodontist.

I show up at the orthodontist, I have to wait 4ever, then, this lady leads me to this crusty ass room that smells like mfing burning rubber
Miss girlie takes the wire off and then she like leaves me there for like 10 mins
And she's putting this shit in my mouth that tastes like sour chemicals and it goes down my fucking throat like wtf girlie I dont think that's good for me
And then bros putting in the wire and is like "that's gonna be a little tight" no shit lindsay ur literally tightening my braces right now what do you expect
And then dr Pearlmen comes in(omfg like I get it, Pearl's like pearly whites, ur not funny girlie) and then she starts ranting abt mfing cross elastics and saying that I'm gonna hate her the next time I go like girlie, I already hate u tf r u talking abt

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