Chapter 1, lol

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I awoke to a very loud crash in my backyard. Immediately I went to investigate, because fuck logic. There, I see a spaceship.

I then get super pissed, as I realize that the ship crushed my walnut tree! Like, what the hell, dude? That was so rude.

Soon, a figure emerges from the ship.

It was...

A raccoon?

"Greetings, Earthling!" It began.

"I am Zip-Zap-Zop of the Uruniop system! I apologize about the tree, however, it will revert back to normal when I leave." It finished

"I don't care, you bastard! My dead cat was buried under that tree!" I snapped, becoming increasingly angry at the raccoon.

"You want a hug?"

"...sure."

I hug the raccoon, and then....

I woke up.

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