Starscreams injury
Starscream: Jumps out of the window while hurt
Soundwave: Starscream?!
Also Soundwave: yOu GoOd?
Still Soundwave: oh 🦌
Still Soundwave again: wE'rE gOiNg To KO-
Icey: absolutely depressed bc they think Starscream just mf died
Starscream: legit dying
Megatron: boundaries do not exist in this home
KO: rApE tHiS iS rApE I'M BEING RAPED-
Icey: Megatron your sexual harassment can wait my son needs help pulls out his fusion cannon I don't have time for this
Megatron: YOU STILL HAVE IT
Icey: oh shit .-_-. I was supposed to pretend I burnt it
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Wasp?
Blitzwing: OH FUCK ME! ...WAIT DON'T FUCK ME! AAAAAAAAAA
PC Wasp: Wasp not understand what is going on
Bulkhead: WASP!?
PC Wasp: What why the surprise Wasp not allowed to go places?
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A big question for Soundwave
Laserbeak: Uh...dad
Soundwave: Yeah?
Laserbeak: Everyone is saying Starscream is pregnant...what does pregnant mean?
Soundwave: Wait WHAT!? ...Don't worry about it ;-;
Laserbeak: I-is it some kind of virus!? Does Starscream have a virus!? Is he okay!?
Soundwave: 0-0 No he doesn't have a virus it just means he might be a dad
Laserbeak: Does that mean you were pregnant before you became my dad?
Soundwave: 0_0 uh no Icey was...
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Primus and Unicron...
RYD: High pitched bitchy scream
Unicron: YOU CALL YOURSELF A VILLAIN!? YOU CAN'T EVEN HANDLE HAVING YOUR ARM SNAPPED YOU WEAK LITTLE SHIT!
Primus: 0-0 Unicron why are you snapping someone's arm! ;-;
Unicron: BECAUSE HE IS A LITTLE BABY BITCH THAT WAS TRYING TO TERMINATE KHAL YOU OVERGROWN SMURF
SG Optimus and Starscream: was here the entire time .-_-.
Primus: You don't have to be mean I was just asking T-T
Unicron: gets onto the roof
SG Optimus: Why are you so tiny?
Unicron: >:0 kicks him off the roof
SG Optimus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SG Starscream: :|
Unicron: I can be short if I want to
Primus: Waaaaaaaaaaa you made me sad ;-; I already have to deal with the fact Icey has been adopted and doesn't need us anymore
Unicron: Then why did Icey call me Unicorn Dad?
Primus: :0 we get to stay parents
Megatron: isn't corrupter currently I have a video of Icey and Khal chanting Unicorn dad at you
Unicron: YOU RECORDED THAT YOU LITTLE SLAG
Primus: Oh oh show me show me casually does the grabby hands
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SilverSideJump scenarios
HumorA bunch of SSJ scenarios. You don't get much context but you can see some fun and dark scenarios for the Transformers AU SilverSideJump.
