I was only 69-years old.
I luved Freddy so much, I had all the games and fanart.
I prayed to Freddy every night, thanking him for the security guard laifu I've been given.
"Freddy is luv" I say "Freddy is laifu"
Balloon Boy hears me and calls me a faget. I call him a bitch. He is too bitchy to be a cunt.
He slaps me and sends me to check on the vents.
I'm crying now, because my face hurts from having it in that arousing mask.
I sit in my chair and the lights go out...It's so cold....
Suddenly, I feel a warmth creep in.
It's Freddy! I am so happy!
He whispers in my ear, "This is my pizzeria."
He grabs with his powerful stuffed-with-dead-children hands and puts me on my knees.
I spread my ass-cheeks for Freddy, as he fills my butt with his pizza.
I can feel my whole alimentary canal tearing as my eyes start to water.
I push against his force. I want to please Freddy.
Foxy walks in. Freddy looks at him deep in his good eye and says, "You weren't ready for Freddy."
He skadoodles out the hallway.
Freddy is luv, Freddy is Laifu.
