♥︎𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙀♥︎ (𝙔𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝙂𝙀𝙉𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙉 𝘼𝙐)

𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄 ♡ (REMAKE)

(muahahahhahahhaha i decided to remake this book- im pretty certain my book writing skills have gone UUUUUUPPPP)

❝𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐓! 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃.❞

you squeezed your pillow harder as you were fighting the new fontaine "boss". your hands sweaty from grabbing onto the mouse and spamming your team's attacks. both physical and elemental attacks seemed to cause little to no impact on the boss.

"this boss is smaller than the hydro cube, and it ends up being harder to kill? this is rigged"

when all of your team members died, you stared in disbelief. all of them were built to the absolute fullest and they died, just like that? you may have to reconsider what characters to use next time.

to calm yourself down, you went on the internet and decided to watch a youtube video about things to do in genshin impact when you were feeling bored.

"3. do a little photoshoot?"

you do admit, fontaine's scenery was absolutely magnificent. from the architecture to the beautiful underwater universe, it was like being in heaven.

you picked out some fontaine characters and decided that you should probably pick hu tao as well, like she was travelling to fontaine. of course, hu tao would be interested in the magic shows! and she was your favourite!

"alright, gotta get that good angle...come onnnnn..."

you took a couple pictures before switching characters to fight the boss again, as well as cooking up some adeptus temptation and creating some hydro potions!

and finally, you defeated the monster, with only two characters alive.

"holy shit- i actually did it. that boss is so tough, how is that thing even allowed???"

alright, time to log out and go get some food for dinner! you tapped on the log out button, and it didn't work. weird. maybe a few more clicks will make it work.

* click *

* click *

no? well, i guess you gotta keep it that way. you opened the backpack to pause the game, but it also didn't work.

"ugh...i should've known this would happen. websites like these are pretty much glitchy"

then, a dialogue came on your screen, it was by paimon. weird, did hoyoverse implement that when you're not doing anything and not pausing the game?

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐍?: Traveler, why are you not moving? I'm worried

...why is there a question mark in paimon's name?

then, you saw hu tao's head facing you, and her expression was changing every few seconds. it was probably a camera glitch, you'll just report it to hoyoverse and it'll be fixed.

you were about to report the glitch when you realized...you weren't playing the real genshin impact. welp...you need to stay with that glitch now!

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐍?: Traveler! It's not funny! I'm really worried!

you were unable to move or click anything, so you couldn't tell paimon everything was alright.

Ḩ̶̳̣̮̻̪̜͍̹̭͓͍̳̼̈́̅́̄̍̀͐́̊̽͌̊̂͂͠͝͝U̴̡̥̱̫͕̞̐͂͒̑̽̋̐͊̈́͗̚-𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐍?:  Traveler! Please! Please! Please! You little silly-churl...stop it!

...silly-churl? when did you hear that before? wait...

"...hu tao? is that you?"

𝐇𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐎: oh! silly me! you were here the whole time! well, i gotta do something reeeaalll quick, so hang in there! toodle-oo~

...what?!

what was happening?

is hu tao able to hear me through the monitor?

oh god, is this a prank from the website creator?

...w-what the actual fuck is happening- (my reaction frfr)

then, you felt like you had no remaining energy. your hands slipped off the table and before you fell off your chair, you blacked out...

❝𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐁𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃!❞

(WHEEEEE i kinda think this needs more improvement, im not good at writing yandere stuff. all i know is that they stab and kill and love someone so much their love for them is bigger than the impact when your mom who was so fat went skydiving and made an entire canyon anyways yeah lol bye)

(actually why tf did i write the thing above me)

(I RANKED #1 IN GOOFYAHH 💀💀💀)