'Wtf is that, a fukin cat?' Reader x Countrycats

1.

I walk down the sidewalk with my cat on the leash, she's such a nice cat, she loves to walk outside and look at the birds. The pavement below me is hot, summer is the worst. I hear rustling in a bush nearby, I stopped walking and laid my gaze upon the bush, stopping straight in my tracks. I hate how i didn't have a flight or fight mode, just a frozen mode :(. I see a cat walk out, a flag seemed to be painted on it's tail.. poor thing... I grabbed the cat and looked side to side to see if no one is looking at me, i quickly and gently stuffed the cat in my purse "Hehehehehe, no one will see me steal this perfect cat EHEHEHEH" I snickered to myself

Once i got home i took the cat out of my purse and put it on my floor, when i did i KAMAMAHA the purse against the wall because fuck that shi- WAIT- WAIT MY PHONE :O

Anyway, the phone was fine so i look at the cat i had brought home "Hmm, why did someone paint this on you?" I asked as i walked closer to the cat and eximained them more. I then picked them up. " Welp, time for a bath :D" i walked to the bathroom and set the bath with warm water and some pet-friendly soap. I turned around to already see the cat behind me "Oh, don't look at me like that" i picked up the cat and washed em' but it seemed the paint wouldn't come off so i just left it be

After a while i decided to do some idiot research on cats with flags on em, and of course the PETA org. Showed up but i just kept scrolling, until i found a article about the cat i had found, and oh so a few tiring hours later i decided to feed my pet Lucy, when i had turned my head to my window i saw another cat peeping in, it had blue and red eyes "What the fuk is that? A fukin cat? MA THERES A WEIRD FUKING CAT OUTSIDE, I DON'T WANT IT STARTIN A FIGHT WITH LUCY, MA!" (Lol i'm sorry i had too) I walked closer to the window and opened it, and the damn cat walk in and past me as if ut paid the FUKEN RENT here.

"So, i have a pair of cats, that have countries painted on their tails, am i screwed? Is the feds gonna come for me? Damn, well i'm keeping these mothafuckas, so CUTE IT HURTZ HAAALP"

word count: 441

Sorry to do this i'm verybmessed up, and also my mom found my phone sooooooo, and my secret email so i'ma need to make another bye!