kaito woke upEXTREMELYfat and ugly andwondered what the fuck was happening. he knewit wasnt a baby causelike how could he be pregnant. andlike. babybumps dontcome that fast??
meiko woke up and screamed. "OHMYGOD WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU FAT YOU FUCKING LADY GLITTER SPARKLES LOOKING ASS BITCH."
kaito looked at meiko... "I-Im pregnant. I think."
meikowas SHOCKED!! she started crying happy tears.... "im gonna be a mother..." shecried... it was so cowabungaboomtangtang toongtangtoogaloogiefuhihdebuhihdrbangbang onthedoogie.
"im not sure though... thank god a pregnancy test justspawned in myhand though!!" kaito smiled and waved at the spirit who brought him a pregnancy test as meiko looked at him like he was crazy. therewas nothing there. her husband was insane.
kaito made a portal to a realm which is supposedly callef the shadow realm and entered the portal. meiko looked at kaito and sighed as he ran into a wall.
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"oh my god" kaito said as he took the pregnancy test, waitingfor the results.
kaito waited
and waited
and waited
and WHATTGE FUCK IM SO TIRED OF NARRATING THIS SHIT PLEASE LET ME GO I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS and waited
and waited...
until...
the results finally came. kaito was indeed pregnant. fr fr🔥
"i cant be prägnant... i mean pragmatischz. i mean pomegranate. i mean pragmatism. i mean pragmatic. i mean pineapple."
i waited for kaito to finish correcting himself.
"IM PARAMOUNT!! IM PROBLEMATIC!! I CANT BELIEVE IT.. IM ACTUALLY PRESIDENTIAL..." kaito screamed loudly! meiko was terrified.
"MEIKO!! MEIKO!! WE DID IT... IM PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOCANOCONIOS..."
"you mean pregnant?" meiko asked
"yeah."
meiko looked atkaito withlove in her eyes
"ohmy frickity frackle." meiko smiled...
"YAYYY!!!" theybotu jumped up and down happily.. "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH KAITO!! WE ARE GOINGBTO BE PARENTS!!"
they wereso hapoy..
"oh kaito... youre my boom tang tang toong tang toogaloogie fuh ih de buh ih dr bang bang on the doogie, kaito..." Meiko said to kaitoas their hair started blowing in slow motion...
"Am i really your one and only boom tang tang toong tang toogaloogie fuh ih de buh ih dr bang bang on the doogie..?" kaito looked atmeiko lovingly
"yes.. you will always be, kaito..."
this was the happiest dayof kaitos life.
notmeikos though. tbe happiest day of her life was when she discovered family guy brian grifin manpreg.
"we are tgoing to beparents now.."
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boom tang tang toong tang toogaloogie (KaiMei mpreg)
Fanfiction"youre my boom tang tang toong tang toogaloogie fuh ih de buh ih dr bang bang on the doogie, kaito..." A KaiMei manpreg story "Am i really your one and only boom tang tang toong tang toogaloogie fuh ih de buh ih dr bang bang on the doogie..?" "yes...
