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"I cant do this anymore" kaito started cryingas he looked at hisfatass fucking stomach.

"what the frickity frackle flizzy kaito." meiko looked at kaito whilehe was crying

"meikoim so sorryim too scared to delievr thisbabay" kaito cried as he gripped hisstomach so strongly it made afucking dent in his stomach. that baby coming out looking like a basketballwith no air.

"no kaito... you can do this... remember your William Shakespeare x Steve jobs fanfic??" meiko hugged kaito..

"i had 127 William Shakespeare x Steve Jobs fanfics" kaito sighed

chaeyoung from twice appeared out of nowhere
"HOW MANY FANFICS??" chaeyoung screamed!!

meiko pulled a shotgun out of her meikussy and hit chaeyoung with it. "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID KPOP FANS 127 DOESNT ALWAYS MEAN NCT 127 LITERALLY NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID ASS UGLY ASS BOYGROUPS LIKE TWICE OUTSOLD" meiko screamed at chaeyoung

"im literally a memberof twice bro." chaeyoung said before meikohit her again

"now that thats over with..." meiko looked at kaito...

"back to what i was saying... remember the 127th William Shakespeare x Steve Jobs fanfic? where Steve Jobs died and William Shakespeare got an abortion?"

"WHAT NUMBER??" Steve Jobs broke in their house.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP." meiko screamed. she had ENOUGH.

"damn bro that was just a test? i just wanted to do a little test run" steve jobs sighed

"BITCH YOURE BUILT LIKE A FUCKING TEST RUN" meiko yelled at steve jobs before knocking him out with the meikussy shotgun.

"back to what i was saying... steve jobs wanted william shakespeare to stay strong even when he died... i want you to stay strong during this pregnancy..."

"r-really m-meiko??" kaitowOuld look atmeikos beautiful brown eyes.

"yes." meiko would smile.

everything was good until brian griffin appeared and teleported them to the shadow realm.

"well well well... what do we have here..." brian griffin would rub his hands together deviously.

"what didme and meiko doto be sent to the shadow realm briangriffin from family guy?"
kaito asked calmly

"you need to get an abortionkaito." brian griffin sighed

"WHAT??" meiko screamed, grabbing her meikussy shotgun.

"woah there pal. no weapons........ if youuse a weapon nomore mr nice guy..." brian griffin smiled deviously

kaito started crying. he wanted to keep his beautiful child....

"ill do anything to keep my child!!"

brian griffin looked at kaito..

"anything..?"

"anything."

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