All of the members of both limp bizkit and korn are at the funeral. The period blood hat is sitting in a hot pink coffin with Nicki Minaj on the side of the coffin. Drake was also at the funeral. Springtrap walks onto the podium holding a big phat book. Phatter then Nicki Minaj's ass. He puts on his old man glasses and turns through the pages until he stops.
"Here lies the beloved fish market smellin ass hat-"
"SHE DOSENT SMELL LIKE A FISH MARKET !!!!!!!!!" Fred cries. Drake puts his head into his hands and sobs.
"Ya ur right my ex wife does... anyways-" springtrap goes on and on abt this stupid fucking hat. Drake pulls a handkerchief out of his teeny tiny lizzo style purse and blows his nose into it. Jon holds Fred's hand. "It's ok Fred I'm here for u 🥺." Fred takes a deep breath, but it was interuppted by some intruders kicking the door down. It was Freddy fazbear (the real one), Chicka, Bonnie, and foxy.
"WE OBJECT TO THIS-"
"You can't object to a funeral-" springtrap looked up and turned pale as a ghost. All of the animatronics started chasing Springtrap and he fell into the Nicki Minaj coffin. He got his musty crusty dirty ass claw machine grippers all over the hat, making it look more like a blood clot then a period blood cap tampon edition. Fred stood up and stared at all of the robots with red fury in his eyes.
"NOBODY touches my maid and NOBODY especially touches my beloved hat. Don't make the demons cum out of me..."
"Ooooooh ur shivering my timbers !!" Foxy said sarcastically and they all laughed. Fred growled and turned into a roblox character (half angel half demon) and shot his demon powers at them. They screamed with terror, and they obliterated into dust. All was left was the children's souls.
"Thank you for freeing us Freddy durst 😻" they chanted and flew into the sky, making a rainbow in the process.
"LOOK ITS A GAY ASS RAINBOW !!!!" Jon cheered and Fred pulls him into a intense kiss. Jon freezes up and kisses back. Those lips were so familiar.
"Cum to my place tonight. I have something to show u." Fred winks at Jon 😉 and John blushes as red as foxy's once existed body. They all then carry on with the funeral and buried the blood clot hat.
RIP OUR BELOEVED BLOOD CLOT HAT. ???-2023 💔💔💔🦆🦆🦆 U SHALL BE MISSED BUT SPRINGTRAP STILL THINKS U SMELL LIKE SHIT LMAOO
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FRED DURST X JONNY DAVIS <3 (lemon)
FanfictionHot sexy Fred Durst spots cute uwu submissive Jonny Davis and finally decides to make his move. Will Johnathan Davis turn him down ? Or will they be f@gets together ???? 😍😍😍
