air | t.chalamet

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UNKNOWN BUT KNOWN

(xxx)xxx-xxxx

omg omg

hiii👋👋

hi?

who is this?

im ur number neighbour silly!

What is that?

its dis trend that came out a few yrs ago

i decided to try it out

how did you get my number?

i didn't. we both basically have the same number

except the last digit. I added 1, yk addition

and here we are!!

dis is very exciting!!☺️

Oh. I see.

u could show a bit more excitement yk? n e ways

im naia. nice to meet ya :)

Ok.

dis is generally the part where u introduce urself-

I don't want to?

ok fine.

r u a boi or gurl?

or non-binary
or trans!
or uh any gender. I don't wanna be offensive-

no

dats nice ig...

well im a gurl and im 21

and i didn't know "no" is a gender but

it is very much still valid👍

By "no" I meant as in I won't share

my gender with you.

ur saying this as if im gonna know ur address 

and family with that info

And i did it too n e ways
so spill

No

do u say anything other than "no"?🤔

Yes. You can't trick me into that

cmon atleast ur name?

No.

srsly?🙄
can u atleast say what ur gender is
so ik what to refer u by?

I'm a man.

...seems debatable🤨

What is up with you and your emojis?

wow OK😤

first of all
im not even using that many emojis
second
they're literally amazing idk what ur on abt😒

I don't think that's true

i don't reme,ber asking for ur opinion?

Remember*

wow

here's ur medal from

grammar correction academy

🏅

Thanks. I've been wanting that my whole life.

oh u little shi-

I almost expected you to say bitch.

Take it back.
take. that. word. back. rn.
right
now👿

oh so you're a 5 year old kid?

oh so you're a 60 yo grandpa?

/grandma*

yk...just in case since idk ur gender🫤

I told you already?

...i mean😕

I have half a mind to block you.

nooooooo you cannot

for I am ur only ✨chance✨

at what?

its love silly😚

No.

ugh its like u dk the definition of sarcasm or anything
important at all🙄
u need to expand ur mind nd ur vocabulary a bit ok?
being that boring and plain as a ruler will not magically make u bag a girl

I have to leave.

NONONO WAIT

ILL STOP ANNOYING U OK?

No I mean I actually have to leave.

for work that is.

oh-

well, go on why r u still here boi?🙄

man*

don't care bro. byeeeeeee👋👋👋

bye.

Read at 8:30 am