THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS STORY ITS SUPER WEIRD AND I ONLY MADE IT FOR MY BFFS 😍
warning: inside jokes, makes no sense, bad grammar
one day, bangchan was eating a sandwich then felix snuck behind him.
felix stole the sandwich, bit it, then yelled "RAHH"
lee know saw and started sobbing before saying "NO, PLEASE"
he made another sandwich for him but felix stole it again and fell onto the carpet, rolling.
lee know had enough so he called chlof and chlof kidnapped felix by wrapping his eyes with cloths.
then chlof laughed and punched felix
seungmin was there and growled so loud there was an earthquake.
he grabbed felix, kicked chlof then ran out.
seungmin and felix started singing then felix fell down a drain.
liza was in the drain and hugged felix
liza said "ILY BESTIE" then lisa got jealous and punched changchun for not bringing felix to spain.
spain turned into a felix fan club where everyone worshipped and believed in felix.
one day felix had enough, he told his fan club to attack chlof.
his fan club crawled in water then arrived at chlofs house
they bit chlofs hair, chewed her nose and spat on her han pcs.
bangchan entered the room..
"wait... all this just because of my sandwich? THIS ISNT RIGHT." he said
the fans shaved changbins eyebrows and made soup with his hair bc they didn't care.
they made the changbin hair soup into shampoo.
they gave it to bangchan and his hair grew so much until his toes, lice got in his hair and bit it off, he screamed.
the lice ran into chnagbins bald head, it bit him and went in his brain.
changbin forgot how to talk and he could only say "AH POP JI LA.."
bangchan laughed but then the lice went into bangchans head and he could only say "MA MUM ES YOU"
changbin and bangchan punched each other screaming "POP" "YOU"
then.. HAN JISUNG CAME.
"WHAT IS HAPPENING" he yelled, causing everyone to turn their heads and look at him.
"ma mum es you.." bangchan said
"ah pop ji la.." changbin said
han rushed them to the hospital.
the chanchans have random word disease, they will say random stuff that make no sense
"LISA PRETZEL WALLPAPER" changbin said
"BACK FLIP FUNNY UNCLE" bangchan said
they were about to spread the disease to han..
han threw laundry baskets at them
they said "A JA MA HA"
they became feral and punched han
han got his bff haechan to come.
haechan and han got them to sleep then they done a surgery to get the lice out
the next morning
"why am i at the hospital" changbin said
"idk" bangchan said
"you had random word disease, but we cured you" haechan said
"what the hell is that" changbin said
"YOU DONT WANNA KNOW" han said
THE FIRST CHAPTER HAS ENDED
but what happened to the felix fan club?
FIND OUT IN CHAPTER 2
