Where's my blue cookies?! Our king has spoken no, he's not condomus we don't talk abt him cus Apollo's heart be broken 😞
It's seaweed brain with his fame hot like a flame and his roasts are never tame
And by now if u don't read the books ur probably wonder what the FUCK is this guys name.
It's persassy... ok fine Percy Jackson. No one's better expect for the son of the Sun... and with him I would prob have a lil fun 😏 I'm jk let's not make Valdez jealous cus we slays all days and I dunno where the fuck this is going but hey
U know who died? Aunt may.
*bows*
