GLAABCORE FRUTTY ADVENTURES

The Princess Quest: Part 1

The moon raised from the horizon as the last fireworks were lit. Finally being able to see the ground as thousands of civilians left the park. Arches covered in strings of confetti. The park was left dead silent, completely opposite to the intensity from when the sun was still up. The perfect scenario to complete THE mission. A was a glooming shadow resting besides a lamp post, waiting for the perfect opportunity slithered its way to the heart of the park. The park was left in a thick darkness, but if you squint hard enough you could make out a mysterious shadow with a wicked smile, barely visible under a hood. It was time to strike back at the Disney Park.

Now that everyone had left it would be easy to infiltrate the park. It was a hard task to find all of them, the princesses had a very complicated walking pattern. The shadow sighed as it thought "This is going to be tough". Fortunately, on the way to the bathroom, Snow White happened to be there. Apparently, she was also on her way there which lit a conversation. They had such a connection, Snow White instantly fell in love. It was the most heartfelt feeling EVER, prince charming who? The mysterious person took the hood off, revealing the face, it was the legendary Glaab Sue Grass, leaning for a kiss which Snow White didn't refuse as she was profusely in love.

After such a kiss Snow White fell on her feet sighing. On the other hand, Glaab left without a care. Under a smirk she muttered "Everyday I'm closer to my goal".

One princess down, eleven to go.

For the rest of the hour Glaab wandered in the park looking for her next victim. She looked in the restaurants, bathrooms, staff rooms and even the trash as she would have expected them to be at. There were no princesses to be found. Glaab was about to give up for the night and go home, but first she took out one of her infamous cheese sticks and sat next to the lake to eat it. She was miserably eating when she suddenly felt a caress on her left foot. When she looked down, she was surprised to find Ariel "Heyyyy, watcha doin? babygirl" Glaab looked her up and down, confused "Isn't Disney Park Ariel supposed to walk?" she said "Oh, I just felt a little homesick" Ariel responded as she batted her eyelashes at her. Glaab felt weirded out by this approach but as they say strike the iron while its hot. "I can be your home" Lifting an eyebrow and biting her lip. Ariel was captivated by her natural and impeccable flirtatious manner, she took both her arms out of the water and aggressively grabbed Glaab's face to bring it closer to her to score a kiss, which she did. "See ya' later alligator" Ariel sang as she left the place swimming.

That was an awkward encounter, but once again, even with a tuna taste in her mouth, Glaab left victorious.

After one victory The Glaab Spirit was restored. It was refreshing to the point she suddenly remembered a lot of places she hadn't looked at. She went directly to the storage room where they keep the cleaning supplies, and just like she thought, there she was, Cinderella. Cinderella was wearing an anime cat girl maid dress, sitting in a corner crying while holding a mop. Glaab as a human being could easily identify this as WEAKNESS so she approached, sat down and accompanied Cinderella on her weeping session. After half an hour of loud crying noises Cinderella finally confessed how she always wanted to be an anime cosplayer, but the big mouse wouldn't let her. Glaab felt compassionate and added to the conversation that she always dreamed of being a loaf of bread, but society norms wouldn't let her, this freaked Cinderella a bit, but she didn't falter. They slowly started to get closer and closer until they kissed, and right after Cinderella said "UwU". Glaab almost immediately excused herself to go to the bathroom and never came back.

Another victory, but at what cost?

At the center of the park, within the grand castle walls, was Aurora in a deep slumber. Climbing the stairs of the spire, a shadowy figure approached. Aurora was in the perfect position for Glaab to steal a kiss, easy. After the kiss, as Glaab was performing the perfect escape, Aurora was awakened by true love, as she rose from her bed " who was that?" She questioned. However her one and only had already fled through the window. Aurora looked out the window to see who the mysterious individual was, to no avail.