Eren Reacts to Ships

Armin x Shrek

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Admin: .....*goes to a corner and silently thinks about how this ship was invented*

Eren: .....*joins Admin*

MEANWHILE IN ARMINS WORLD

Armin: *tells story to grandkids*
I was only 9 years old... I loved Shrek so much. I had all the merchandise and movies. I prayed to Shrek every night before bed..... Thanking him for the life I've been givin.

"Shrek is love" I say

"Shrek is life"

My dad calls me a faggot

I knew he was jealous of my devotion to Shrek

I called him a cunt... He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.

I'm crying now and my face hurts.... I lay in bed...it's really cold... But warm is moving towards me... I feel something touch me..
It's Shrek! I'm so happy!

He whispers in my ear

"This is my swamp."

He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees.

I am ready.

I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole.... It hurts so much, but I'll do it for Shrek.

I can feel my butt tearing. My eyes start to water.

I push against his force.

I want to please Shrek.

He roars a might roar. As he fills my butt with love.

My dad walks in...

Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says...

"It's all ogre now."

Shrek leaves through my window.

Shrek is love....

Shrek.... Is life.

Grandkid #1 : *asks the other grandkids* What does penetrate mean?

Grandkid #2: I don't know.

Grandkid #3: Me neither.

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OHHHH MY GAWD

I LITERALLY HAD TO GO THROUGH THE WHOLE VIDEO PAUSING AND UNPAUSING JUST TO GET THE WORDS RIGHT!

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