honestly believe this man can never be in a healthy relationship or actually love someone but this is for you love birds who actually like this guy .
i head canon he has his own library and you guys will have small book dates in there with cups of tea/coffee.
he will be busy most the time but he will send you cute little poems from the internet and its so painfully obvious .
he is literally an old man so he acts really old . most the time if you say something like "lol" , "slay" , "lmao" ect he will ask you what the hell it means .
if your angry at him and wont move from the couch to the bed for example he will pick you up with his tentacles' and slam you inti the bed and tightly wrap you in the blanket .
breakfast in bed every once in a while, especially on anniversaries , your birthday and Christmas .
he will let you boss the proxies around if hes tired (he will tell you what to say because he knows you will mess up ) .
refuses to say anything about you to anyone (he secretly loves when people ask about you but wants to seem blunt and emo) .
brags about you to his brothers and mum 24/7 .
he will let you draw a face on him .
he hates when your mad at him so whenever your mad at him he will buy you a small things like small rubber ducks and place them on the bed or near you with his tentacle so you forgive him .
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creepypasta head canons
Fanfictionbasically, what the title says, if you al want though i could make a discord server for smutty head canons you all would like for me to add. if so just tell me in any of the chapters. thank you.
