[Yeah I know I forgot to do Security Breach. It's here now, don't worry.]
[I do have a Carnival AU for security breach, so that might be my next headcanon section]
Usernames
G. Freddy: ThatWasNotVerySuperstar
G. Bonnie: ...TheLostGaymer...
G. Chica: TouchMyPizza_ThenDie:)
Monty: IHaveTheMostSimps>:)
Roxy: WeNeedSoMuchTherapy
Sun: I_GOT_GLITTER_GLUE:D
Moon: GO_TO_SLEEP_BISHES
Burntrap: IAmAMurderer_NotPeepaw
Vanny: WeStanPeepawAfton
Gregory: Arsonist_#3
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Arsonist_#3 only came online because his 'father' asked him to.
Arsonist_#3: Guyssssss Freddy's depressed againnnnnnn
The Glamrocks are online because Gregory's a loud annoying bish
WeNeedSoMuchTherapy: I told y'all we shoulda gotten therapy
IHaveTheMostSimps>:): Why am i even here i dont care about the fruity idiot
TouchMyPizza_ThenDie:): Just bc hes fruity doesnt mean u shouldnt b here now stfu and help us you glorified asparagus with anger issues
Arsonist_#3: OOOOOOOOO
WeNeedSoMuchTherapy: OOOOOOOOOOOO
IHaveTheMostSimps>:): After we fix freddy i will kill u all :)
WeNeedSoMuchTherapy: Have fun bruh
Arsonist_#3: ok y'all I told him 2 join
ThatWasNotVerySuperstar joined, clutching his Glamrock Bonnie body pillow- I mean what????
ThatWasNotVerySuperstar: What is it guys, I'm busy.
TouchMyPizza_ThenDie:): whats wrong we heard u were depressed again
IHaveTheMostSimps>:): Make it quick i have a golf course to get back to
ThatWasNotVerySuperstar: STFU MONTGOMERY YOU'RE THE REASON HE'S GONE
ThatWasNotVerySuperstar: *dissolves into a crying mess*
Arsonist_#3: OOOH HE CURSED (0o0)
Arsonist_#3: HE NEVER CURSES
TouchMyPizza_ThenDie:): whats this abt monty..?
IHaveTheMostSimps>:): Ugh its probably glamrock bonnie again
ThatWasNotVerySuperstar: DON'T SAY HIS NAME YOU UNWORTHY SCUM
WeNeedSoMuchTherapy: *gaydar noises intensify*
TouchMyPizza_ThenDie:): what the heck happnd?
ThatWasNotVerySuperstar: *incoherent blubbering*
...TheLostGaymer... finally finished charging his phone
...TheLostGaymer...: IT FINALLY WORKED
...TheLostGaymer...: IM BACK YALL :DDDDDDD
ThatWasNotVerySuperstar: ...
ThatWasNotVerySuperstar: ..Bon is that you??
...TheLostGaymer...: FREDDY!!!!!!
ThatWasNotVerySuperstar: *the warmest virtual hug you've ever recieved* *and crying*
ThatWasNotVerySuperstar: Where were you??? I was so worried!
...TheLostGaymer...: Monty shoved me into the vents, so I spent a few years living with the endos in the basement, saw peepaw willy, ran away, and ended up in DJ Music Man's room
...TheLostGaymer...: It challenged me to a rap battle, which I won after a while, and then it showed me to the exit.
ThatWasNotVerySuperstar: ...
ThatWasNotVerySuperstar: Well, you don't have a room anymore, so you can share one with me!
WeNeedSoMuchTherapy: *GAYDAR NOISES INTENSIFY*
...TheLostGaymer...: stfu
TouchMyPizza_ThenDie:): AY LEAVE THEM ALONE >:(
WeNeedSoMuchTherapy: *xer
TouchMyPizza_ThenDie:): *AY LEAVE XER ALONE >:(
...TheLostGaymer...: idgaf
ThatWasNotVerySuperstar: BONNIE! That was not very Superstar of you....
...TheLostGaymer...: Sorry Fred
ThatWasNotVerySuperstar: Here, let's go get you situated.
ThatWasNotVerySuperstar and ...TheLostGaymer... left to go make out- I mean set up a room
WeNeedSoMuchTherapy: sooooo
TouchMyPizza_ThenDie:): when do we think the wedding is
Arsonist_#3: Im making the cake
WeNeedSoMuchTherapy: Im in charge of outfits
TouchMyPizza_ThenDie:): Monty's in charge of invites
IHaveTheMostSimps>:): WAIT WHEN WAS I A PART OF THIS
Arsonist_#3: Come, friends, we must plan. Meet me in parts and service >:))))
Arsonist_#3, TouchMyPizza_ThenDie:), and WeNeedSoMuchTherapy left the chat to plan
IHaveTheMostSimps was dragged along without his consent
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Yeah once again Im really sorry for forgetting SB, I'll do better :(
Also, FYI the next chatfic will be the Missing Children, Mike challenged them to 20/20 mode >:)
Have a nice day/night, go to sleep, drink some water, byeeee!
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