Mission Backfire

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Forget your face cause it's too late to say you've change I don't know you anymore. Any Eric Nam fans here? None? Ok 🌝

Bro I kid you not so I was on Pinterest tryna find that cover for the chapter and bro like I'm searching gay couple and a bunch of white boys pop up cause my Pinterest was like screw the algorithm here's something you're not interested in at all.

Anyways so then by the like option thing they put korean like third so I was like eh sure it's easier than typing it to I click that and then BAM what do I get?

I get a handful of random couples the rest is Dongyo (from mirae cause apparently he fits with gay Koreans I guess) and Minsung (bless my Pinterest's Minsung stanning soul) and Netjames (because Pinterest also knows they're 100% real)

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Ok anyways on to the story 🤓

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Hoon: Jake.....Jake wake up.
Hoon tries to gently wake Jake up by rubbing his back and pushing some stray hairs out of his face but Jake just grumbles in annoyance and turns around, going back to sleep. ([Ddeonu: You see that? Hoon is a cheater.])

As Hoon doesn't have the patients (idk how spell that so I used autocorrect 🤓) to wake him up carefully as the situation is much too urgent he stands up and claps his hands together loudly

Hoon: SIM JAEYUN WAKE TF UP (Awww see Ddeonu he doesn't love Jake [Ddeonu: *ignores*] YALL OK MY DOGGY IS CUDDLING ME RN BOTH OF THEN THE ONE IS KILLING MY FOOT BECAUSE SHE DOESNT UNDERSTAND THAT IT DIES AFTER A WHOLE BUT MY BABY WANGWANG IS CUDDLING ME SO CUTELY!!!! He is snuggled into my side and lays his head on my hip 🥹 why my babies so cute?! [Ddeonu: Could you shut tf up and get back to the ff?])

Hoon groans in pain as he holds his side. (Shinunoga eeeewaaaa [Niki: *in deep voice* watashi no saigo wa anataga eee] Why doesn't he cover this song?! I need this 😭)
Jake jumps up immediately, wide awake after the noise his best friend decided to create. (In this world it's just us you know it's not the same as it was)

Jake rubs the sleep from his eyes as he becomes aware of his surroundings.
Jake: Why am I in your house? ([Ddeonu: Cause your dumbass really wants to be killed by Heeseung])
Hoon: How tf should I know? I just got here

Jake: Why do you look to be in pain?
Hoon: Oh gee idk MAYBE CAUSE I AM IN PAIN
Hoon doubles over, clutching his side in pain once again after he yells at Jake. ([Ddeonu: Cheating bastard deserves it *eats popcorn*])
Jake: What happened?
Hoon: Bloody mission backfired

Hoon feels a warm liquid on his palm so he lifts his hand to his face only to see bloody coating his hand.
Hoon: Fuck.
Jake: You're bleeding?!
Hoon: No this is ketchup ([Ddeonu: *dips fries in ketchup* I'm trying to eat here.] [Hoon: Sorry babe *kisses Ddeonu on the cheek and happily cuddles him*])

Jake: We have to get you to the hospital!
Hoon: No just get me back to the compound. The medic is there on standby.

Jake: What compound?
Hoon: You're new house
Jake takes a second to process what Hoon said before lifting Hoon up and helping him out the door.
Jake: I should call Heeseung. He can pick us up.

Hoon: No. You wont be able to reach him. (Sus [Ddeonu: Very sus. Why wont that simp answer his most precious possession's phone call? Is he cheating?] Must be. GASP! Heeseung you cheating bastard!)

Jake: What why?
Hoon: .....I'll tell you later just get a cab. ([Ddeonu: Hes cheating] 100%)
Jake flags down a cab and helps Hoon into the backseat before getting in as well. Jake gives the cabbie his address and urges him to drive quickly.

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