"Illumination At Its 'Finest'" young gru x !F reader

What am I supposed to type? Fucking.. the first meeting? some shit.

I see a wish Dolores umbridge behind the front desk (that's how you say it.. right?)I walk past her and I walk down the halls into a random classroom, 'woah.. wtf?' It's a fucking disaster in here, paper is getting thrown everywhere, all the kids are screaming and yelling, the teacher looks done but i notice one kid in particular, they're sitting in a corner and from what i can tell they are regretting they're life choices.

They look up and notice me it's like time stops as they teleport towards me which causes me to yelp and stumble back. They hold they're hand out and close they're eyes strange thing is I can't see they're face it seems to be.. erased and replaced by a black void they only have one eye. And what's more strange is that I can notice a nose poking out in the void of they're face.

"Hello y/n! Welcome to the fanfic! nice to finally meet you, my name it's.. Uhm.... I can't really remember... So you can just call me (pick out any name idc if it's goofy btw <3) Okay?"

I raise my eyebrow, what's wrong with this kid? Do they have amnesia or something? Nah, that's probably not the case. I grab their hand and they pull me up I smile a little, and they let out a happy squeal, actually now that i think about it.. i'm pretty sure they're a she/her i'll have to ask them.

"Um.. nice to make your acquaintance, but are you a female?"

I dust off my clothes as I ask that question and I look back at her, she stares at me with a stone cold expression like she's dead she crosses her arms and just continues staring at me with that.. creepy void.

"Nooo.. I'm a full grown man, what the fuck do you think?!"

I jump a little as she suddenly almost yells at me, she takes a deep breath and she looks at me with a soft gaze she let's out a tiny chuckle and nervously rubs the back of her neck.

"sorry.. I get annoyed easily."

'oh wow?! Really? I didn't notice! Obviously I noticed dipshit.' I think to myself but my face scrunches back in confusion as the girl in front of me gives me a glare and crosses her arms like she could read my mind.. Can she do that..?

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Okay so, this chapter was a little less cringe, but i'm sorry I haven't been posting lately it's just I've been a bit busy and I haven't have had enough time to write more chapters, also yes we aren't meeting gru yet cause I want to be a asshole ☺️ anygays..

'Adysen signing off 😁'

(I'm cringing just reading this- I'm so sorry in advance, also sorry the chapters so short-)