Me: Hey everybody! I really hope you all enjoy the story! There may be some ships you don't like, so please leave now if you are not comfortable. Also, sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm not going to do any sexual stuff. So please do not comment any of that. The farthest I'll go is kissing and cuddling and stuff like that. I hope you all understand! And again, thank you all for reading this story!
(Okay, now I'm actually starting with the story)
Me: SOY SAUCES AND THE OTHER ONES GET YOUR BOOTIES OVER HERE!
Kill: What the f*** do you want now?
Me: EXCUSE YOUR LANGUAGE SIR.
Kill: Nah, I'm good.
*Tyrone elbows Kill is the ribs*
Kill: What?
*Tyrone whisper shouts* SHUT UP!
*Kill rolls his eyes*
*Mason and Will come out of their room holding hands*
Will: I-Is there something y-you need...?
Me: Actually, yes lil blueberry boy! These nice people are going to be giving us dares and asking us questions.
Mason: Stop treating him like a damn toddler.
Me: Shushie you meanie poopy head.
Will: I-It's alright Mason, I-I don't mind it!
*Bill kicks down the door with Dipper next to him* DID SOMEBODY SAY MY NAME?!
Kill: Literally nobody did, stfu.
Bill: AWWW IS SOMEBODY GRUMPY?!?!? *Starts poking Kill*
*Kill sighs heavily and grabs Bill's hand, squeezing it until its purple*
*Bill starts laughing* Pain is funny!!!!!!!!!!!
*Kill smirks* So you would think it was funny if I snapped your nec-
*Tyrone pulls Kill to the side and beats him with a random shoe*
Kill: That's such a cute way of showing your love, Ty!
Tyrone: What- I'm not being nice to you!!
*Dipper yanks Bill's arm so he's away from Kill and Tyrone*
Bill: What is it my smoochy woochy yummy wummy pookie wookie bear??
Dipper: NEVER CALL ME THAT EVER AGAIN.
Me: Pls do dares so I don't die T-T
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Killdip/Willdip/Billdip ask and dare
RomanceAsk the famous couples dares and questions! (Kill x Tyrone) (Will x Mason) (Bill x Dipper)
