disclaimer, I'm gay btw
Hate to be the prying straight girl, asking who you're doing now
How's the jersey for that sports team you pretend to care about?
Just what you wanted
Look at you, go girl, you got it
I hear polari and your shrill pitch sometimes when I close my eyes
Six months of silence you hid with fake smiles and your webs of lies
I loved you truly
But I laughed at the bigotry
'Cause I've made some fashion mistakes
But you make the worst 'fits look fine
I should've known it ain't straight
You only come to a guy
I used to think I was woke
But you made me look bigoted
The way you ditched me for pride
As you sunk your teeth into Reed, oh
Dicksucker, twinkfucker
Leavin' me dry, for a goddamn vampire
And every queer I ever talked to told me you were such a fruit
You said maybe fix their gaydar and I suggested it too
You're so straight-passing
You wear skinny jeans without gagging
Ooh, look at mesmerizing, paralyzing, fucked-up little Will
Can't figure out just why you came out, and God knows I never will
Went for him, and not her
'Cause 'gay best friend's demeaning
I've made some fashion mistakes
But you make the worst 'fits look fine
I should've known it ain't straight
You only come to a guy
I used to think I was woke
But you made me look bigoted
The way you ditched me for pride
As you sunk your teeth into Reed, oh
Dicksucker, twinkfucker
Leavin' me dry, for a goddamn vampire
You said it was true love, but you'd never get hard?
You can't love any girls, 'cause you don't got that kinda heart
I tried to hit you up, now I know that I can't
'Cause how you feels the kind of thing I'll never understand
I've made some fashion mistakes
But you make the worst 'fits look fine
I should've known it ain't straight
You only come to a guy
I used to think I was woke
But you made me look bigoted
The way you ditched me for pride
As you sunk your teeth into Reed, oh
Dicksucker, twinkfucker
Leavin' me dry, for a goddamn vampire
-R
