Fuckin Around & Findin Out 🗣
Cynth Klein: Who's ready for the best news you'll ever get?
Marky Markus Coleman: You're dying and we're in the will?
Vennie Mandley: shut up! if ANYTHING i'm the one getting all of her inheritance.
Hairy Langston: just cuz you make her orgasm doesn't mean you get all of her money
Marky Markus Coleman: ^
Me: LMAO
Vennie Mandley: you're damn right i make her orgasm
Vennie Mandley: im sure better orgasms than you guys could ever WISH to give a woman
James 👨🏻🌾: jesus christ guys, it's 10am.
Cynth Klein: Alright... I take it back, you guys don't deserve this incredible news. I hope you're sorry
Me: we are so very sorry cynth! please tell us the good news!
Hairy Langston: sorry... we'll be on our best behavior from here on out!
Cynth Klein: Hmmm
Vennie Mandley: c'mon! just tell us!
James 👨🏻🌾: ^!!!
Cynth Klein: V... You're literally sitting next to me and know exactly what I'm talking about
Vennie Mandley: booo let me have fun
Marky Markus Coleman: Pweaseeeeee
Cynth Klein: Fine, if you never spell please like that ever again.
Cynth Klein: My uncle has a mansion in Michigan on the lake and as a graduation gift he's letting us use it all summer and is funding basically everything!!!
James 👨🏻🌾: STFU!
Hairy Langston: youre KIDDING
Me: OMG
Cynth Klein: AHHHH!!!
Marky Markus Coleman: WOOOOO! Ive been WAITING for someone to suggest a trip since we graduated! It's been like two fucking weeks, one more and I would've lost it!
Me: you know... YOU could've always suggested a trip...
Marky Markus Coleman: Whatever! I didn't end up having to thanks to Cynth's rich uncle
Vennie Mandley: THANK YOU CYNTHIA'S RICH UNCLE!!!
Cynth Klein: He said we can head over there whenever we want! Here's the text he sent me with the information.
Cynthia Klein: "Of course. Happy graduation to you and your friends. I assume you remember the house layout – 8 bedrooms, 8 full bathrooms, 2 half baths, and various entertainment rooms to be utilized. Feel free to take the boat and jet skis out whenever you like. You can also use the van I have in the garage so you guys don't have to constantly take two cars once you're there. Send me a list of groceries that you want and I'll make sure the kitchen's stocked. I'll also leave you one of my cards to use for any expenses: boat fuel, gas, group adventures, Ubers, etc. Use it for meals and going out, just use your best judgement on when it should be on me or yourselves. Aside from that, the rest is on me and your aunt! Have a great summer, and text or call if you need anything"
Marky Markus Coleman: Holy shit that's insane
Me: I love rich people
Vennie Mandley: AHHH! i'm so excited!
Hairy Langston: this is literally going to be the best summer ever!
Me: ^
Cynth Klein: ^^
Vennie Mandley: ^^^
James 👨🏻🌾: ^^^^
Marky Markus Coleman: ^^^^^!
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Like Clockwork
RomanceAn opportunity for one last hurrah arises for Lacey and her University friends when an enormous lake house is offered to them for the summer as a graduation gift. Off to celebrate their previous years together, the friends embark on what is sure an...
