Professor Guinea Pig Family

Professor Guinea Pig

Professor Guinea Pig world famous for his breakthroughs in the fields of science is currently working on his latest work, a potion that can turn man into animals and vice versa, suddenly his mind is touched by a thought, what if he were to take both the potions at once, he does it and there happens a strange event his body is still human but his head is that of a guinea pig.

Professor Guinea Pig mutters to himself, "Well shit, I shouldn't have done it, curse me and my impulsive impatience, oh well too late now."

Suddenly the doorbell rings and Professor Guinea Pig looks up. "That must be the janitor."

Professor Guinea Pig walks over to open the door.

Cliff, the towering muscular snow monkey, wearing black shorts with red vertical stripes on the sides, is in the doorway.

"Hello there," Professor Guinea Pig said, regaining his composure. "You must be the janitor I hired. Please come in. The cleaning closet is located at the end of the hallway."

Cliff goes to the cleaning closet.

"By the way, what's your name?" the professor inquired, curiosity piqued.

Professor Guinea Pig looks at Cliff and smiles.

Clifford turned to face him, a friendly smile gracing his features. "Clifford Montgomery, but you can call me Cliff."

The professor nodded, his guinea pig head bobbing slightly. "How much did you get paid to work here? Sorry if I ask unnecessary questions. My memory is quite foggy at my age."

Clifford chuckled, his deep voice reverberated through the hallway. "Fifty dollars a day, two dollars an hour."

"I'll double it in return for your secrecy, what I'm doing here could be used for evil if it falls in the wrong hands so keep your mouth shut please."

Clifford's response was nonchalant. "Sure. I don't care enough to open my mouth about this stuff."

"Good," Professor Guinea Pig replied, relief evident in his voice. "Now come with me. I want to show off my skills to someone who will keep his mouth shut."

Cliff comes with Professor Guinea Pig.

"You see," Professor Guinea Pig began, his tone pensive. "I've been contemplating the boundaries that exist between humans and animals. Every year, we come across news that suggests these boundaries may not be as impenetrable as we'd like to believe. It got me wondering if we could actually cross those boundaries."

Professor Guinea Pig accidentally walks head first into a wall while talking and falls on his butt.

Cliff goes to help Professor Guinea Pig.

"Let's go to my laboratory," Professor Guinea Pig said, regaining his composure. "It's just right through that door."

Professor Guinea Pig points to the door that he left open.

Cliff heads to the door.

"You see," Professor Guinea Pig continued, his self-awareness evident. "I fit the archetype of an absent-minded professor perfectly. And that's where you come in. You'll be my handler, so to speak. My caretaker who keeps his attention on anything that I might overlook. Do you understand?"

Clifford couldn't help but groan quietly at Professor Guinea Pig's proposition. "I'm a janitor... not an adult babysitter," he muttered under his breath.

The professor, undeterred, quickly responded, "I'll triple your pay. How's that?"

Clifford's eyes widened at the offer. "Fine," he reluctantly agreed. "A hundred and fifty dollars a day is worth it to play adult babysitter."