(I HAVE SCHOOL IN THE MORNING WAAAAAAH 😭😭😭😭😭😭👹👹👹👹👹👹👺👺👺👺👺👺🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡💩💩💩💩😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
also jack one shot I guess idk)
One night in the office you were working late because fucking darell screwed the paper work, witch is just diddly dandy >:[
Anyway you haven't slept in months (because ur a maniac who feeds on radiation and discord dms) and have downed at least 58 5 hour energys (you're aiming for 69) when suddenly
"Hey earth to y/n, you've been staring at a wall for fifty minutes now" (a wild food mascot appears >:D aka your boss jacky boi)
"Huh? Oh sorry Mr. Box I was uuuuuuuh.... just finishing up these papers, yeah...." (I call bull you were thinking about how the author is running out of ideas already >:[ )
"Are you okay you look very very sleep deprived?" He looks at you like :(
"Whaaat? No I ushor you I am perfectly *yawn* fine" tbh your struggling rn
"........ y/n take a break and go rest" he crosses his arms like a strict parent
"Make. Me."
"That's it-" boom he picks you up and holds you in the air "its air jail for you" Jack looks very proud of himself
"Nooooooooo! Put me down thou heathen" oh shit you pullen a Shakespeare while acting like a child"if you go to sleep I wi-" before he could finish the sentence you already are going bedy by sleepy Time zzzzzz "oh never mind"
You two end up sleeping against office floor (will wood reference 🤨)
[THE END]
Idk how to wrote :[
YOU ARE READING
idk my stupid ass hasn't sleepy sleep in 5 yearos
De Todo:P idk jus me yappin abt Smth fockin stupid
