Episode 1: The (not so) happy return.

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Chris: Welcome all to Total Drama Paradise Island! As usual, I'm your host, Chris McClean. This time, 51 campers will be competing for the grand prize of $1,000,000! But, like world tour, this season we will have 3 teams, custom team names, and of course, Musical Numbers!

Chris did his evil laugh as he rubbed his hands together.

Chris: Here the teenagers come right now!

After the introductions:

Chris: Campers, welcome back to Total Drama! This season will be similar to world tour, including the three teams, your own personal team names, and everyone's favorite, MUSICAL NUMBERS!

Chris evilly laughed while everyone groaned except Courtney and Ella, who apparently appeared to be clapping

Chris: Oh! And by the way, I hope you like the new island.

Team "Ella Sucks":
Heather: I must admit, the new island is an actual good improvement on this show!

Chris: Now, it is time to form the teams!
Let me have...

Ella, Dave, Sky, Courtney, Duncan, Scott, Alejandro, Heather, Gwen, LeShawna, Dawn, Harold, Cody, Sierra, Sam, Dakota, and Sugar on the left side...

Dj, B, Stacy, Jo, Brick, Tyler, Lindsay, Beth, Geoff, Rodney, Topher, Justin, Anne-Maria, Lightning, Izzy, Bridget, and Eva in the middle...

And finally,

DJ, Katie, Sadie, Noah, Owen, Trent, Lenoard, Scarlet, Shawn, Beardo, Max, Jasmine, Samey, Amy, Zoey, Mike, and... wait, why is Ezekiel here?! CHEF!

Chef threw him in the water.

Amy: Hey! Now we have 16 players on our team!

Mike: That's not fair!

Chris: Fine... Chris makes a call A new player will be with you next week.

Zoey: Next week?!

Chris: Yes, tomorrow. You guys should be appreciative.

Zoey roles her eyes

Chris: Now,
we're gonna do things a little bit different this year... You guys get to pick a team captain that could name the team, boss everyone around, and be the leader of most challenges. So starting picking... NOW!

Lindsay: Ooh! Ooh! Let's pick Tyler!

Lightning: Sha-please! I should be captain!

Bridget: Maybe we should play a game?

Chris: Yes! And I'll host it... as always.

The campers groan

Chris: Now, each team has to jump in the water and find a golden egg. Who is first to come back from each team with the egg is the leader. NOW GET TO IT!!

The campers all get into the water at once searching hard to find the key.

Time skip

Sugar: YES!

Chris: And Sugar is the first one to come back with an egg!

Anne-Maria: WOOHOO!!

Chris: It looks like Anne-Maria is the second one to return with an egg! Only one more to go!

Amy: YES!

Samey gasps

Chris: And A-

Samey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Chris: Amy's the third one to get an egg!

Team "Samey Sucks":
Samey: This can't be happening... Right? Amy could never be captain material! She's always bossing ME AROUND!! This is so unfair!

Chris: Now, the team captains shall come up with they're new names starting... NOW!

Sugar: How about, "Ella Sucks"?

Anne-Maria: I love the name "Zoey Sucks"!

Amy: Let's have the name "Samey Sucks"!

Ella, Zoey, and Samey sigh

Chris: Love, love, and love! The hatred is beautiful.

Sugar, Anne-Maria, and Amy clap

Chris: Will Sugar finally be nice to Ella? Will Anne-Maria finally be nice to Zoey? And will Amy finally be nice to Samey?

Amy: Over my dead body!

Chris: Find out in the next episode of Total. Drama. Paradise Island!

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 22, 2023 ⏰

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