RANDOMNESS!!!

Beer Festival...

okay, it started of with me asking my dad what the greatest party ever was.

Dad: well there was this beer festival...

dad's flasback:

"hey Taco (yes my dads name is taco, it was a very chique name when he was born and tacos didn't exist) wanna go to the beer festival? " said his friend. "sure" and of they went sitting on unicorns and eating Tropical Pineapples in to the horizon. Just kidding it was in the afternoon.

But any who, they arrived at the festival, drank a lot of beer, laughed, and drank more beer.

Well seeing as I'm pretty sure every kid/adult/teen/elder would know that if you drink something it will eventually come out the other end.

That was exactly what happened, and seeing as they drank a lot, a lot would come out the other end. So they, being completely drunk, found a wall and peed against it with beers in their hands.

Then an officer named MR.POLICEMAN came up and tapped my dad on the shoulder. He turned around, whilst peeing might I add, to MR.POLICEMAN and peed all over him.

CUE UNICORN LAUGHTER WHILST WAVING A PINK WAND IN THE AIR

ok imma side track this story just a little. I WAVE MY WAND INTO THE AIR SOMETIMES SINGING AAYOO VOLDEMORTO. ok now we shall continue.

Well then, MR.POLICEMEN gave him a fine but my dad his friend and EVERYONE thought it was worth it .

end of flashback...

me: so the whole moral of this story is basically that Tropical Pineapples rock?

Dad: yes, but also to never tap someone on the shoulder whilst they are peeing and drunk but the first lesson was probably more important.

Author\Me: yeseses dad you have learned to live.

Author: in this chapter i would like to thank the Unicorns for carrying to people and the audience. I will barely ask this question but this is just to start this story up so, can mr./ms./mrs. reader comment or something? thank you Reader Chan

may the unicorns forever be in your favor :D